Jerome Powell Parody

I make money go boom boom ciao & you can take that to the reserve. Tweets are federal parody.

[Jerome Powell Parody @thejeromepowell]

Everything is fine.

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You are all in good hands. #inflation

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@AOCpress You still believe in dinosaurs?

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@AOCpress You get it.

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@Jason @theallinpod @greg16676935420 or @Cokedupoptions

honestly have a serious interview with a few parody candidates and i’d listen in while printing up something good

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@qcapital2020 @Pedro_Capital I was a guest of honor at their recent family reunion. What a time! The lines were long, the hedges were short and no shortage of flipping!

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You are all in good hands. #inflation

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@alifarhat79 @greg16676935420 @peta My grand-daughter is a vegan chainsmoker but I told her it’s no problem since she will be uploaded into the metaversegpt or something.

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@business the government can hire them. keep unemployment rates low

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@RepLoisFrankel Hey Lois, maybe don’t do any big stock trades for a quick minute. People might be thinking that as a congresswoman you have special information not available to the public. Crazy, right? But still…. maybe take a break until this bank stuff settles. 😜 Let’s chill soon.

[Jerome Powell Parody @thejeromepowell]

Louis Frankel is one of my favorite degenerate stock traders. She makes big moves with zero inside information. Standing ovation! @DNC for the win! She trades for the people!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING NEWS: Another Congressman literally traded banking stocks again.

Lois Frankel sold $FRC on March 16th, avoiding the remaining 80% drop.

She THEN BOUGHT $JPM, the bank buying FRC on March 22nd.

[Jerome Powell Parody @thejeromepowell]

America is falling behind.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Divorce rate:

🇮🇳India: 1%
🇻🇳Vietnam: 7%
🇹🇯Tajikistan: 10%
🇮🇷Iran: 14%
🇲🇽Mexico: 17%
🇪🇬Egypt: 17%
🇿🇦South Africa: 17%
🇧🇷Brazil: 21%
🇹🇷Turkey: 25%
🇨🇴Colombia: 30%
🇵🇱Poland: 33%
🇯🇵Japan: 35%
🇩🇪Germany: 38%
🇬🇧United Kingdom: 41%
🇳🇿New Zealand: 41%
🇦🇺Australia: 43%
🇨🇳China: 44%
🇺🇸United States: 45%
🇰🇷South Korea: 46%
🇩🇰Denmark: 46%
🇮🇹Italy: 46%
🇨🇦Canada: 47%
🇳🇱Netherlands: 48%
🇸🇪Sweden: 50%
🇨🇵France: 51%
🇧🇪Belgium: 53%
🇫🇮Finland: 55%
🇨🇺Cuba: 55%
🇺🇦Ukraine: 70%
🇷🇺Russia: 73%
🇱🇺Luxembourg: 79%
🇪🇦Spain: 85%
🇵🇹Portugal: 94%

[Jerome Powell Parody @thejeromepowell]

@RobertKennedyJr @Jason @DavidSacks @theallinpod Mr Sack needs a new make-up person.

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@greg16676935420 @elonmusk @Anc_Aesthetics @CommunityNotes I agree you agree. I’d print your agreement on a $3 bill if I could.

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@unusual_whales Too expensive. Time to print less.

will re-consider next week.

[Jerome Powell Parody @thejeromepowell]

@therabbithole There’s a non-mobile twitter?

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@GRDecter Fake news

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@danv718 @WUTangKids Tanzania?

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@gradeoneview You must be poor. Print more. 🤦

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@AlessioUrban @Credit_Junk @SagarSinghSetia @SpoozDon Good hint. I recently subscribed to myself and it seems to be a net even but my prints are 🔥. Few.

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@Smartnetworth1 Now imagine she makes enough money from her job to not be legally able to contribute to a roth IRA.

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