Jared Tiner

[Tepid Participation @TepidP]

Wait. Jake Latz enters with Mobb Deep?

[Mike Fragoso @mike_frags]

“Here’s the play, Amy. I’m gonna recommend you to Trump and you’re going to get rid of Roe, get rid of Chevron, keep Trump on the ballot, give him immunity, eliminate affirmative action, eliminate NY’s gun laws, get rid of majority-minority districts, let Trump get rid of TPS but keep metering, protect girls’ sports, get rid of independent agencies, and get rid of Lemon. But when it comes time to let states count ballots after Election Day, that’s when you’ll strike with a narrow opinion deferring to Congress. Got it? We play the long game in Kentucky.”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My Uber driver in Branson was a Kennedy-Goldwater-Nixon-Nixon-Ford-Reagan-Reagan-Bush-Dole-Bush-Bush-McCain-Romney-Trump-Trump-Trump voter. He said that after Tuesday’s primary results in New York, there’s no way he’ll ever vote for a Democrat again.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Regularly going down to the county health clinic for STD testing just to dunk on everyone in the waiting room that your dick is clean

[Jared Tiner @thejman80]

@edgeorama @40URTY @FinesseBucket Immediately thought of us watching that shit. Still hilarious

[New Jersey @NJGov]

central jersey, south jersey, north jersey

[Jared Tiner @thejman80]

@edgeorama

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

Uhhhhh, you got any gum?

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

Uhhhhh, you got any gum?

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.

[MLB @MLB]

"I'm sorry!" 🤷‍♂️

This interaction between Andrew McCutchen and a Phillies fan is priceless 🤣

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Interestingly, Barron has developed bone spurs.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

👀

[Pregame Empire @PregameEmpire]

Charles Bediako walking back into the Motor City Cruise locker room

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

hang this in the Louvre

[Ron Marz @ronmarz]

One of America's core problems is Dumb People with Podcasts.

[James Brandt @j_e_brandt]

I will simply never recover from reading this sentence:

"Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."

[jacob @jtimsuggs]

Fully convinced that these two combined could’ve destroyed every Star Destroyer on Exegol in under 15 minutes

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@Riley_Gaines_ A disturbing example of a man claiming a medal that belongs to a woman; you must be furious

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

As a principled libertarian, I believe that anyone who doesn't immediately do what ICE says should be shot dead. And as a principled states' rights advocate, I believe that the federal government should not allow states to prosecute these shootings.