Joe Bowley

Fuck the cops

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

Everyone is always talking about how bad it would be to die alone. I don't care if I die alone. I just don't want to live alone.

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

@arnietr @LaurenBond96 @amy___crisp @EPenwill @izzylbrom @indysolo98 @CharlieDennis98 @KatyanaRCook @RoseryRosie @ericrushton96 @LT_Smash_ @CalumWalker @ncktwn @JamesBlunt @JKCorden @CoryDuffill @realshanerichie

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

@arnietr @LaurenBond96 @amy___crisp @EPenwill @izzylbrom @indysolo98 @CharlieDennis98 @KatyanaRCook @RoseryRosie @ericrushton96 @LT_Smash_ @CalumWalker @ncktwn

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

Man people say my topical references are diving away from relevance faster than Felix Baumgartner

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

And people say I lost my sense of poetry in June 2017. Cheee

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

My friend has been with his girlfriend two weeks and they’ve already dropped the L bomb. I ain’t even told me mum I love her yet, and I’ve known her 22 years.

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

This isn’t the first time @realDonaldTrump has given me a piggyback. First and foremost I’m a satirist. #hadyourpantsdown #madeyoulooklikeadickheadinyourownhouse #beengazumped

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

Not the response I want to a dick pic

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

It’s very important to surround yourself with good friends.

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

@HoratioTheGould I’m sorry mate but you can’t be saying that about wrestling without consequences

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

@wyntingley Oh who knows if I’ll be back next year. Probably still going to be trying to do my first joke while Ursula has an asthma attack. Thanks for coming #IWannaClarifyImNotOne

[Talented and Single @talented_and]

12:30, Tolbooth Market Room 1 as part of #PBHFreeFringe - see you there!

[Talented and Single @talented_and]

🚨Friends at the Fringe! 🚨

Tomorrow we are being reviewed by @edfringe_review and we’d love for you to come on down! It’s going to be a fab show, and we’re so excited for everyone to see it! 🎉 #EdFringe18

[Talented and Single @talented_and]

Just one week until we start at Edinburgh! Need convincing to come? Norah’s here to tell you exactly why you should... #comedy #edfringe18

[Arthur Jones @tweetsbyarthur]

Advertising at @edfringe is expensive & exclusionary. F#%k that. Four shows can have our BIG homepage banner all to themselves for FREE (1week each) throughout Aug. We'll help make if needed. Just RT this by 1 Aug, we'll pull 4twitter handles from hat and they can nominate shows.

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

Rey Mysterio has hacked my phone again. He does this twice a day

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My mums been binge watching all of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s movies and I don’t know what this means? Is this the menopause? I’m scared she’s gonna give me the people’s elbow

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

I got into work today to be told a hippo had escaped. I was then told it was just a drill. How do you mistake a hippo for a drill?

[Joe Bowley @thejoebowley]

Why doesn’t this rhyme. I shouldn’t be livid while drinking a brew.

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I missed my visit from the Mormons