John Sweet

[Dave Kennedy @HackingDave]

My son is taking a cybersecurity class at the career center, he is normally a C/D student - straight A's in cybersecurity.

He had a pop quiz today and he was like dude, these things are so hard. I was like - "OK just fire off the quiz questions to me."

Mason: "Whats telnet port?"

Me instantly: "23"

Pop3 / 110

RDP? 3389

FTP? 20/21

DNS? 53

HTTP? 80

HTTPS? 443

Mason: "alright tough one... what steps would you do if you couldn't RDP to a server?"

Me: "port scan, is it open? No? Firewall issue or RDP isn't enabled on that system or... using old version of RDP due to CredSSP."

Mason: "OK, you the goat. Dad, you actually know your stuff."

"And you can too, just keep going dude, I started from the same point you did, all about stacking that knowledge."

[John Sweet @theJSweet]

@0xTib3rius Wait until you try a legit Hawaiian Shaved Ice!

[John Sweet @theJSweet]

@odinkai2112 How to find you?

[Bear Grylls OBE @BearGrylls]

My father was alive when I reached the top of Everest. He died not long after. But not before I told him he had climbed every step with me. I still believe he is with me on every adventure since.

[Jake Williams @MalwareJake]

Please RT for reach.

If anyone knows @I_Am_Jakoby IRL, can they please reach out? I don't know them or I would, but they seem to be in distress.
https://t.co/b2rGKL8wyA

[Matthew Prince 🌥 @eastdakota]

Welp, that happened faster than I predicted. Thought it would be end of 2027, then early 2027, but agentic traffic growing so fast that bots have now passed human traffic online for the first time in the Internet's history. https://t.co/2zX5bHdhsa

[Jun34u @Jun34u_sec]

I complain about losing my job, but I graduated this month, making this the first real work free summer vacation I’ve had since before high school.
I’ve had a job since I was 13. I’ll be damned if I can’t appreciate a few days off.

I spent my holiday playing fiddle at the beach!

[Dave Kennedy @HackingDave]

Surprised our son for his 18th birthday. We got him a car but the agreement was he would have to work to pay the car off and we would pay for half.

He worked his butt off being a Taco Bell employee straight for two years. Never missed a day or a car payment.

Even on top of that was able to save substantial money in his bank account.

Just told him today we paid his car off.

His first response was perfect: are you guys sure? I can still work.

These moments I’ll always remember.

[Amy Trask @AmyTrask]

Just dawned on me while watching the
@HoustonRockets @LAlakers game that the Rockets are the Rockets b/c they're in Houston where the @NASA Johnson Space Center is located - you shoulda seen my husband's face when - let's not tell @UCBerkeley @PhiBetaKappa or the @StateBarCA.

[Su’a Kristopher Cravens @SuaKCravens]

CFB & NFL have development issues… Unfortunately when you get to the league, a lot of the time the coaching and development of players (especially high draft picks) comes to an abrupt end. The league has a ton of bad coaches who only got their job due to a family member relation and are ready to throw any player under the bus that isn’t panning out in their system. It’s the reason why guys like Darnold, Mayfield, and Willis had to become journeyman before becoming stars! Take politics , favoritism, and racism out of sports and teams would be 10x better at all positions and coaching staffs

[Babe Laufenberg @BabeLaufenberg]

OK. My 43 year reign as the highest drafted QB to be drafted from IU came to an end as Fernando Mendoza barely edged me out by 167 picks. I have received many texts of sympathy but in lieu of flowers, I ask that you donate to the Luke Laufenberg Fight Fund. Thank you. https://t.co/jildSxlnTe

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Hello everyone,

I see your DMs and stuff. I'm sorry I haven't replied.

I've been experiencing a deep burn out. I have been struggling to juggle vx-underground, a 1 year old, and work. I under estimated the cognitive load a 1 year old would require, it is significantly more challenging than I initially anticipated.

I am behind on basically everything. I am struggling to keep my head above water. I don't possess the energy to do much.

Also, I've seen some people be like, "pffft, you THINK ONE KID IS HARD? Trying having N!".

Okay pal, it's not a contest. I get it, you're cool and badass and I'm soft blooded. I'm trying my best.

Anyway, sorry for all the slow stuff. I'll bounce back eventually, as I always have.

Love you
- smelly

[John Sweet @theJSweet]

@MLB @Mariners That's awesome.

[MLB @MLB]

The @Mariners are giving away an Ichiro Replica Statue at Friday’s game 🤩

Repost and reply for your chance to win a statue AUTOGRAPHED by Ichiro himself!

[Dave Kennedy @HackingDave]

My son came home and got his W2 form for last year. He was like dad wow check out how much money I made last year..

I was like nice dude thats hard work and effort right there.

He was like yeah, but look at how much they took out in taxes, this is crazy.

Welcome to the real world son.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

@KirkCousins8 Excited for you to experience the most passionate fan base in the NFL

You’re a Raider for life now whether you like it or not

[John Sweet @theJSweet]

@MLB @supermariomovie @donaldglover Yoshi!

[MLB @MLB]

*YOSHI NOISES*

We’re giving away a Yoshi bobblehead signed by @supermariomovie Yoshi actor @donaldglover!

Repost & reply for a chance to win!

[Su’a Kristopher Cravens @SuaKCravens]

BREAKING: I know I said I’d never join the dark side. I know I said being a Bruin was never in my blood… But after a lot of thought, prayer, and late nights… I’ve decided to take my pre & post game show talents to Westwood this season 💙💛

New chapter. New colors. Same mindset. #GoBruins

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April Fools 😂✌🏽 #FightOn