Lex

Doctor/ cat lady

[Lex @thelexngtonpost]

There should be a word for "the fear of a disappointing apple"

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

"Well go get a job that pays more" is the most frequent and most blancmange-brained gotcha that people use about the junior doctor strikes. EVERYONE'S ALREADY LEAVING! THAT'S THE EXACT PROBLEM! IF WE DON'T FIX THE PROBLEM THERE WON'T BE ANYONE LEFT!

[joel @JoelOnMain]

boyfriends on boxing day after getting the wrong silver charm:

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

I mostly feel sorry for healthcare staff, unsure whether to dock points on the mental test score of patients who can't name the current prime minster or monarch.

[Kelly “MIGS Lady” Wright MD @MigsRunner]

When you gotta go to the OR but you want to finish your drink later!
#MIGS #MIGSlife #gynfluencer

[Andrew Lee is heading to @andrewleedr.bsky.social @andrewleedr]

The NHS has an abusive relationship with its workforce. Under the guise of "professionalism" & "vocation", many staff are expected to work long hours, often antisocial ones (nights/weekends/bank hols), & work over & above their contracted hours. Staff feel guilty if they don't...

[Lex @thelexngtonpost]

If you’re wondering why doctors’ mental health is so shit; I’m due to return from a year of mat leave in 6 weeks and I still don’t know where I’m working or what my rota is. #NHS

[Lex @thelexngtonpost]

@sbstryker @Hadda5

[Lex @thelexngtonpost]

I have a very clear “don’t wake me up” rule but my mum woke me up today from a nap WHILE THE BABY WAS ASLEEP to tell me it was 4pm. I love her very much (and she scares me a little bit) so it took all my reserve not to tell her to fuck off. All I managed was “SO???”

[Lex @thelexngtonpost]

@SpotTheLoon2010 @Hadda5 😂😂

[kim @KimmyMonte]

i just died i’m dead

[Lex @thelexngtonpost]

@jtrebach Tried to put on a glove with slightly wet hands so it took 5 minutes and you look like an idiot

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I can't stop laughing about this friendzoned goat

[Lex @thelexngtonpost]

@dino_comics @Hadda5

[Lex @thelexngtonpost]

@Hadda5 @fesshole 😂😂 take 50%

[Lex @thelexngtonpost]

@ProducerScott Me and my boyfriend call it “date or daddy?”

[Lex @thelexngtonpost]

@jeremyfaust @Hadda5 😂

[Lex @thelexngtonpost]

The cat comes to get me when the baby cries like “that thing you brought home is making a noise again”

[Lex @thelexngtonpost]

@covid_long @Baddiel We did the tinfoil thing with the baby’s crib before he was born…

[Lex @thelexngtonpost]

Oh good the baby is asleep, I can go on the treadmill quickly.
Baby: this is the awakest I’ve ever been in my LIFE