Matt Eriksen

Decent Comic/Hacky Father

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What's the secret to being a great dad? It's easy really. The trick is---- wait hang on. My kid is taking a shit in the backyard.

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@Joey7Barton @NUFC @Everton @NFFC @ChelseaFC @premierleague Relax Joey, they are all men….

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@RejectedBook Don’t forget this photo 🤣

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@WelBeast So wait…is this one Newcastle’s fault too

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@Chris261182 @graham_hunter68 @NUFC They will loan the jets for free!!!!

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@largeshish @graham_hunter68 Man United have spent more than most. Hahah

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@hipsterocracy Holy shit I was just telling a co-worker about the Pogues

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@CliveandDrive @TheIrishMagpie First champions league in 20 years. 4 points off PSG. Why wouldn’t we be proud of the team?

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@MarkFox84328137 @TheIrishMagpie We are either “little Newcastle who don’t belong in champions league ” or “why didn’t you dominate PSG away”. Make up your mind.

Clearly didn’t watch the match. Doesn’t understand we had a bench if Paul Dummet, 3 teenagers and 3 keepers. Egg profile bot

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@PatrickTimmons1 Cute tweet…until you realize the club and manager did respect the decision.

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@johncooney1 @alanshearer Top of the league, qualified in Champions league, yet still strangely obsessed with Newcastle…….oh and Thierry Henry said is wasn’t a pen so

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@justJelAFC No chance Arsenal bottle it!!!

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@djessitk @delfender Not very Christian of you. Cool hat. Love the “Jesus full kit wanker” look

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@cc5good @SJ_NUFC @kendallrowanx And Eddie Howe did respect the decision. He didn’t have a meltdown on tv. Newcastle didn’t have their lawyers draft a letter….or request a replay!

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@SM66634659 @djessitk @delfender Always nice to meet a fan

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@djessitk @delfender Well the VAR decision was special!!! 3 different phases of play checked. Camera angles unavailable. It was a perfect storm of VAR crazy. Have you every seen a more bizarre VAR check?!

It was way more complicated that the PSG game. The PSG handball was simple.

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@El_Smuggo Last min equalizer conceded at PSG or 10 months in 1st finished second? I know which disappointment I would take

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@phychem11 @WelBeast @GovernorDennis Oh that was my olive branch….I do hope you win the league. (I mean the alternatives are worse) I actually don’t have I’ll feelings towards Arsenal. I mean you guys clearly hate us…but that’s for you and your therapist to discuss.

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@phychem11 @WelBeast @GovernorDennis According to Twitter Villa are winning the league….hahahahah