Mean Youth Minister

Saying what YM's are thinking when they have to be "pastoral". Probably at a parish near you. #youthministerprobs #catholic #ymprobs

[Mean Youth Minister @TheMeanYM]

When a parent comes in to tell me how they think the Confirmation requirements are too extreme. #ymprobs

[Mean Youth Minister @TheMeanYM]

@ZacMabry

[Mean Youth Minister @TheMeanYM]

@HowardA_Esq She is the mayor in Jaws trying to keep the beaches open whilst the great white shark is wreaking havoc.

[Mean Youth Minister @TheMeanYM]

His parents must be so proud.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

“If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”: Spring breakers are still flocking to Miami, despite coronavirus warnings. https://t.co/KoYKI8zNDH

[Youth Group Boy @YouthGroupBoy]

Do we have youth tonight?

[Mean Youth Minister @TheMeanYM]

@CNN please ask Tweedledee and Tweedledum about something OTHER than coronavirus.

[Mean Youth Minister @TheMeanYM]

Happy birthday to the best dang mayor of Pawnee, Indiana. We love you Garry. #LeapDay

[Youth Group Boy @YouthGroupBoy]

If you really want to express love and affirmation to your youth minister don’t get them gift cards, show up to the activities they lovingly plan for you.

[CatholicJobs.com @CatholicJobs]

Coordinator of Youth and Young Adult Ministry - St Michael Poplar Springs Catholic Church (Mount Airy, MD) https://t.co/pUfPaviBzB

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Director of Life Teen - St. Charles Parish (Lima, OH) https://t.co/FPLGgY5SYO

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Asstistant Director for Youth Ministry - St. Mary of the Immaculate Conception (Fredericksburg, VA) https://t.co/pRTuIqnkgt

[CatholicJobs.com @CatholicJobs]

Youth Minister - St. Joan of Arc Catholic Church (Yorktown, VA) https://t.co/JnYo7k1CVn

[Mean Youth Minister @TheMeanYM]

Reality tv show idea:
When a priest is determining which staff member’s hours to cut to part-time, the staff are put in what we’ll call the... “Sons of Thunder Dome”. The only weapons they can use are the ones used in ministry. It’ll catch on. #ymprobs

[Mean Youth Minister @TheMeanYM]

For all our burnt out youth ministers and confirmation coordinators who are trying to fight the good fight, we pray. #wearewithyou #ymprobs

[Mean Youth Minister @TheMeanYM]

My favorite thread so far this year.

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

The Democratic Presidential Candidates, as told by The Office:

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

Tom Steyer, to Bernie Sanders:

[Mean Youth Minister @TheMeanYM]

@SenWarren claiming that she believes that every child, every human life has value, is laughable. Become pro-life and put your money where your mouth is. #democraticdebate #DemDebate

[Mean Youth Minister @TheMeanYM]

This. Is. A. Joke. #DemDebates

[Edith ❀ 에디스 @AuroraVaticana]

I’ve gotten in the habit of saying “blessed be His Holy Name” after someone uses the name of Jesus in vain/disrespects it. Sometimes people hear it & they feel awkward.

I find this to be more effective than nagging. At least in front of me they will respect the name of Jesus.

[Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D. @neoavatara]

All the Democrats had to do was not be crazy.

They couldn't even do that.

And thus, they are making Trump look almost sane by comparison.

We live in idiotic times.

[Mean Youth Minister @TheMeanYM]

@SpeakerPelosi tearing up his speech after the #StateOfTheUnion is one of the most immature things I’ve seen in my life. #petty