baby k

yeah i studied a broad it was your mom

[baby k @themeats_]

@ESPNPlusHelp

[baby k @themeats_]

@ESPNPlus can you tell the camera person for the Loyola BYU volleyball game to stop following the ball, & just zoom out on the court & hold the camera steady?

[baby k @themeats_]

@ESPNPlus can you tell the camera person for the Loyola BYU volleyball game to stop following the ball, & just zoom out on the court & hold the camera steady?

[baby k @themeats_]

@FedExHelp this is getting fucking ridiculous. I paid for 2 day shipping for my wedding band & it’s been stuck in Fort Collins for FOUR days now. Please explain to me how you’re a viable fucking shipping company AT ALL.

[donni saphire @donni]

We’re all trying our hardest out here! I mean, not me personally, but many of you, perhaps

[Conservative Self-Owns @ConSelfOwns]

Wyoming fails to ban abortion because they added an amendment to their state constitution saying that ‘competent adults can make their own healthcare decisions’ in response to Obamas Affordable Healthcare Act back in 2012

[baby k @themeats_]

@Crusty23 Is it me? Am I the drama?

[baby k @themeats_]

@Crusty23 You have my address. Make sure it’s cute

[baby k @themeats_]

Dumb shit Sarah says #7293 “you know what sucks when the ATM gives a receipt?” “So you can see how poor you are”

[baby k @themeats_]

My top artist of 2022. Who was yours? #SpotifyWrapped @thelumineers https://t.co/5qvYK5uTnn

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

every couple has one

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD is asking “what are we talking about again?” when you’re the one that was talking.

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Ain’t no way we used to call our mama job and ask to speak to her like she ain’t working 😂

[baby k @themeats_]

Do you ever disassociate on your drive home from work & half way home realize you’ve been sitting in silence the entire time?

[baby k @themeats_]

@Crusty23

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

the timeless art of seduction

[baby k @themeats_]

@dmackma

[trash jones @jzux]

addicted to performance enhancing drugs (diet coke)

[WIENERMOBILE @Wienermobile]

They say you shouldn't "meat" your idols... we disagree.

[baby k @themeats_]

@nakednotfamous Hugs 💕 I hope your day got better and/or goes by quickly

[Living in a Peachtree dish @ginalola]

I served my country for 8 years in the USAF. Today I took my flag down. The freedom I served to defend, no longer applies to me, or my mothers, or my daughter, or your daughters.

[Suzanne @SJohnsdottire]

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.

[baby k @themeats_]

So you’re coming to Wyoming so we can watch it together, right?

[Tobias Fünke @Crusty23]

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