Dr. Simiu

*_*!
One day,the people who never believed in you will talk about how they met u!
Resident Doctor.

🍀 GI Surgeon in making.

[Dr. Simiu @themountainskid]

If you aren't excited about doing your job like a childs waiting excitedly about the 4pm games session in school,then buddy you're not living your life ‘your' way..!

[Prof Lennart Nacke, PhD @acagamic]

I've published 300+ papers with 41,177 citations.

It all started by avoiding 5 simple mistakes:

The 5 mistakes that guarantee quant paper rejection.
90% of submissions make these simple errors.

Your findings won't matter if you make them.
Each one screams amateur to reviewers.

Here's what kills quantitative papers in peer review:

1. Poor sampling destroys credibility

Convenience samples charade as representative data.

• Justify your sample size with power analysis
• Address selection bias explicitly
• Report response rates honestly

Reviewers spot weak sampling immediately.

2. Missing statistical assumptions ruin analyses

You ran the test but ignored the requirements.

• Check normality before parametric tests
• Report homogeneity of variance
• Address violations appropriately

Bad statistics render good research void.

3. Unclear procedures prevent replication

Your methods section reads like abstract poetry, Mr Eliot

• Specify instruments and software versions
• Detail every step of data collection
• Include control group procedures

Science requires reproducibility.

4. P-hacking destroys statistical integrity

Running multiple tests until stats are significant.

• Use appropriate multiple comparison corrections
• Pre-register your analysis plan
• Report all variables collected

Ethical violations can end careers. Hard no.

5. Overgeneralizing beyond your data limits

Claiming universal truths from narrow samples.

• Acknowledge study limitations honestly
• Suggest appropriate future directions
• Match conclusions to actual findings

Honest reporting builds scientific credibility.

Most researchers focus on complex statistics.
Don't miss basic fundamentals.

Master the basics first, then worry about the ninja stuff.

Have you see these mistakes in your field?

[Nicholas Fabiano, MD @NTFabiano]

The irony

[Dr. Simiu @themountainskid]

@MrBeast Okay,so he earns through maximum interaction and then pays back for maximum interaction. 🤖

[Dr. Simiu @themountainskid]

@GeAharon @SuppressedNws Well this Zionist child of Satan needs a mass report! And wait for Gods justice.

[Dr. Simiu @themountainskid]

@TrailBlazers39 @amiKozak @macklemore He's proving he's a joke😂. Take him lightly.

[hafsa 🥭 @hhh26766616]

Every hall is HINDS HALL.

[Macklemore @macklemore]

HIND’S HALL Now Available on Streaming. All Proceeds to UNRWA. https://t.co/daXnWRmBHE

[Macklemore @macklemore]

HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.

[Dr. Simiu @themountainskid]

@hassan78749 @omarsuleiman504 A primate.
Has to be a human to even be a thug or an ambassador.

[Dr. Simiu @themountainskid]

@the_hindu That's what Israel can ever do. Just go destroy everything and play the victim card. Shame on you.

[David Carr @davidcarr333]

Trauma patients observation only approach. Dr Tarlan Hedayati

[Andre @keeweedoc]

This is so badass I love it from @WomenSurgeons

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

Accurate.🇮🇱

[Dr Jason Philip. M.S., MCh @Jasonphilip8]

We live in a highly patriarchal society. I hv done around 200 kidney transplants. My findings in my series:
1. Around 80-90 % of Kidney Transplant Recipients are men. When a woman develops ESRD( Kidney Failure), it is very hard to find a Kidney donor, among the relatives.
2. In my entire career, not even a single husband came forward to donate his Kidney to his sick wife, & save her life.
3. When a woman is a Kidney recipient, the person who donates is usually a sister or daughter, or mother.
4. Most women r ready to offer their kidneys to their ailing husbands to save his life. The converse never happens.
5. There was once an extreme case, when a 19 yr old legal wife, donated her Kidney to her 45 yr old husband. After the Tx, I was casually talking to her. Her story was bizarre. This was her elder sister's husband. Just for Tx, the entire family had planned it carefully. The husband divorced his wife, & the 19 yr old girl was beaten fr days to marry the 45 yr old man, since her Kidney was a perfect match.
So, a simple survey of Kidney Tx recipients & donors exposes how deeply patriarchal, misogynistic, our rotten society is.
Scratch the veneer of democracy, modernity in India, & u find that underneath, we are still a feudal, casteist, misogynistic, patriarchal community.

[Doctors w/o Borders @MSF_USA]

We need an immediate ceasefire now.

End the indiscriminate bloodshed and the massive attacks on Gaza.

Restore the flow of humanitarian aid.

We call for the protection of civilians and health care facilities on both sides of the conflict, at all times.

[Dr. Simiu @themountainskid]

@ZelenskyyUa Oppression is Oppression irrespective of religion. Ukraine is oppressed but so is Palestine.Unfortunate to hear u supporting the oppressor Israel against Palestine that's fighting for their own country when you have faced the same shit. Gain some brains.

[Dr. Simiu @themountainskid]

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[Dr Luis Felipe Cabrera Vargas MD FACS @PipeCabreraV]

Read one, simulate one 🤖 (hundred), see one, do one and teach one! Stamm gastrostomy 🔪💡⤵️🪡! From the text book 📕 to the simulation lab to the patient! #SoMe4Surgery @pferrada1 @drdevirgilio @SWexner @TomVargheseJr @juliomayol @NeilFlochMD

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

non-alcoholic fatty liver disease (NAFLD) → 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰 𝗱𝘆𝘀𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻-𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 (𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗟𝗗)

[Dr. Simiu @themountainskid]

@Dylon_WJLee Interested🙂