The Mozzarella King

Cut me some mootzadel. 🇮🇹 If your mootz is great, send me a DM. I’m more of an Instagrammer.

[The Mozzarella King @themozzking]

NEVER buy a gift card to @ELOQUII - they will treat you like a criminal because you’re trying to spend money with them. Four days and my DIGITAL gift card still hasn’t arrived.

This is what I get for trying to do something nice for someone. been a #KingSize customer for years.

[The Mozzarella King @themozzking]

@DavidBrody @SkeeryJones @TheBrooklynBoys You must be right! Great catch. Gave me a laugh this morning.

[The Mozzarella King @themozzking]

“Please do not use your hands to push the buttons.”
“Push for ticket.”
Am I missing something? @DavidBrody @SkeeryJones @TheBrooklynBoys

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@realwormnotdr That’s an awesome flex. Joe Pesci started selling them online too! https://t.co/NGTN7xSG3b

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@realwormnotdr Where did you get these? 😎

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Finally caught on Season 2 of #Acapulco @AppleTVPlus. This show has more heart in it than nearly anything else out there right now. I’m so lucky to get to experience it…. OH - and the music. Can’t wait for season 3.

[The Mozzarella King @themozzking]

.@VanessaRaci Just read your article in the @Sons_of_Italy magazine! Love the music. Followed on Spotify 😎!

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“We have a 2.5% surcharge to help support our environmental efforts.” Is the pizza place planting trees? 🤣 @DavidBrody @SkeeryJones @TheBrooklynBoys

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I realize I’m quite late, but I’d know that voice anywhere - I can’t believe @Richard_Schiff is in @SonySantaMonica #GodofWarRagnarok

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@whatpreferences They didn’t include streaming services in the CALM Act 😩 https://t.co/cgQanUmsbe

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I’ve been delivered this ad multiple times since listening to the episode! @DavidBrody @SkeeryJones @TheBrooklynBoys https://t.co/cFE9ycduJ2

[The Mozzarella King @themozzking]

@Wawa The app is constantly down now lately. What gives?

[The Mozzarella King @themozzking]

@elvisduran I just spent a week in New Mexico, with most of that in Santa Fe. I was inspired by you and would never have made it out there without you! It’s amazing. I could live there.

[The Mozzarella King @themozzking]

During my visit to New Orleans, I drove embarrassingly far to try @Grapico, thanks to @DavidBrody @TheBrooklynBoys @SkeeryJones. It was delicious! I enjoyed two on the beach in Gulfport, Mississippi

[The Mozzarella King @themozzking]

Has #Acapulco been renewed for a second season yet? We undoubtedly will need more after next week. Great show. @AppleTVPlus @AppleTV

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The music on #Acapulco @AppleTV is fantastic

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If @TheBrooklynBoys give the seal of approval to @pleesecheese, then I have to try it. @DavidBrody @SkeeryJones !!

[The Mozzarella King @themozzking]

Followed @WorstAnthony’s advice and bought my shot glass as soon as I got the link. Stainless steel - so you can freeze it for a few minutes pre-shot 🥶 @theCarlaMarie

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@pollen @CNegusFancey @LiamNegus just spoke with a customer service supervisor named J.C. who claims that he is helping me. I am waiting for his email with the new voucher codes for my event transfer.

[The Mozzarella King @themozzking]

If you haven’t already, report @pollen to the @bbb_us. That’s what I’m doing right now. Because their customer service has spent almost two weeks jerking me around while trying to transfer my reservation.