TheMumbailLocal

Father, son, husband, entrepreneur, golfer, cricketer, master chef, traveller, tech junkie, SIM pilot, and whatever else life still has in store!

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@JaipurDialogues This is insensitive. Shame on you guys!

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@aravind Gareebi hai desh mein. Samjho aur discount karo

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@jmarxk @lkr You shouldn't be on social media 💀

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@Mkollxue0 @CommanMan777589 Bot

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@BilalKh25346991 @ExpertShetty maalik ko bachaane ke liye, apne baap ko kaatne aa gaya kutta 😂😂

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@sabeer this cunt's tweets keep polluting my timeline...why? i dont even follow him!

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@Helen_Fields @SoVeryBritish 😂😂😂

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@PrawinGaneshan My wife once left her brand new iPhone costing over 1 lakh at a UPSTDC restaurant in Dilli Haat. She wasn't even sure where she lost it. Without a contact number for them, we phoned the neighbouring Kashmir restaurant Next day we went and owner himself handed the phone back to us

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@Mohaneaste @AjayJadeja171 I hope you are joking

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@TemPo_Bhadyane @talk2anuradha @IndiGo6E Bot

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@Markdhk @Ajaon_of_All Bot

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@Funkiibeast @brian_t_muldoon This makes most sense...

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@PoliteArsehole That's complete misinformation. We invited the Brits to fight against the islamic invaders and then showed them out when the job was done. We don't like to fight, we are peaceful people. Instead we make others do it. We are happy to pay for the services though.

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@PoliteArsehole That's impressive but we have similar people who will be exponentially more efficient than you (in that department). Again, numbers don't lie bud.

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@PoliteArsehole But we got numbers on our side buddy. Your statement is factually incorrect.

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@PoliteArsehole I admire how confidently European descendents claim nativity rights on soil outside of Europe 😎

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@JhaSanjay As a BJP voter I can guarantee you that I WILL DO A BETTER JOB than you in criticising the government!

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@rutu_3 How was the shopkeeper serving "other" customers when she was the only one left? 😳

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@TomPreston1945 @MustafaCharts It's correct Tom