The n00b Dad

For parents. That's about it.

[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

@nerdlunch According to my 6 and 9 year old the are amazing!! You might be too old for the BK Taco.

[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

#SaluteToService

[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

My wife reminding my son how to write a "b". It's like a bat ball...see!! #parentingtips #parentfail #lol #school

[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

7 Things Moms and Olympians Have in Common https://t.co/8NlVUJu5wL #mommyblog #parenting #Olympics #Rio2016

[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

Love some Mixels!!! How we started his love of Lego blocks. #LegoDad

[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

Potty Training Milestone: After 6 years of raising two boys I am ready for one thing to be over – diapers.  I ... https://t.co/KALRsc1DeU

[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

Powerball winner in CA upset that that they have already lost 600 million dollars

[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

Image from Star Wars Valentine’s Day “No Candy” Treats | Mommy Posh https://t.co/8MDmL9K49s #StarWars #DIY #Crafts

[HowToBeADad @HowToBeADad]

When the kids aren't around, it's Groot time. #GuardiansoftheGalaxy https://t.co/RIjEtE8lrV

[Nick @director_dad]

Kids. They're also great for manual labor. #snow day

[Powered by Mom @PowerbyMomBlog]

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[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

RT @funtasticus: RT @FunnyPixDaily: The Force Is Weak! #VaderFail #lol #HateJarJar https://t.co/oRU8WnquIo

[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

Potty training milestone-he dropped the deucel!! #NoMoreDiapers #PottyTraining #ProudDad
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[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

@RichCimini Geno for Sanchez straight up!

[Gina @MommyPosh @MommyPosh]

We scream for @kalahariresorts #icecreamstache #LoveKalahariPA #sponsored @ Kalahari Resorts https://t.co/j4D4pUm7bG

[Gina @MommyPosh @MommyPosh]

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[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

My son asked if heaven is just a big place in the sky with a bunch of skeletons in beds #kidthoughts #DadBlog

[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

Son: I will marry mommy.
Me: You can't marry mommy.
Son: Why? Will she be dead?
#KidThoughts #LifeLessons #Parenting #DadBlog

[The n00b Dad @thenoobdad]

Tonight my 5yr old learned not to take food off mommy's plate because mommy likes hot sauce- and based on the yelling he does not #Parenting