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[Gur @theonlygur]

When you work at a ramen shop owned by 2 white guys who complain about @davidchang not making real ramen, Motherfuckers need to be honest with themselves that he's the only reason they even thought of it. #areyouserious? #beserious

[Gur @theonlygur]

@josemangin looks the way ed hardy cologne smells #ewwbitch

[Gur @theonlygur]

@JoshDenny I don't think so on this one, the rest of the team (Desean Jackson, Mike Evans ect ect.) have shown such visible enthusiasm for playing with Fitz that if it did happen it would gain 0 traction

[Gur @theonlygur]

@jemelehill Lies, take away the best coaching and scheme the league has ever seen and Tom Brady is nothing more then a photogenic Alex Smith

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Lindsay Graham, easy

[trey wingo @wingoz]

Just got this note from researcher @EpKap : Jameis in 49 games has now thrown 54 INTs and fumbled 36 times. That’s 90 times he’s “lost the ball”. Since 2015..only Blake Bortles has “lost the ball” more...91 times

[Gur @theonlygur]

@Zak_Bagans you over here using a virtual guitar pedalboard to track ghosts? #lazy #noteventrying

[Gur @theonlygur]

@Zak_Bagans bro you out here investigating a haunted house attraction? #UnsungHeroes #sacrifice #HoseokGoingToJailParty

[Kantye West @Kantye_West]

Plato be trippin’

[Gur @theonlygur]

Man this is how you know @amyschumer isn't getting that good dick, when this bitch on her phone writing morality lectures with her fucking thumbs, that's the sign of a bitch being neglected #blessed #Eagles #FlyEaglesFly

[PFF @PFF]

@Eagles @NickFoles @EAMaddenNFL 0 dropped passes in the Super Bowl. Anything less than 99 seems unfair.

[Gur @theonlygur]

@HillaryClinton Shut up Ol dusty ass bitch

[Gur @theonlygur]

@HillaryClinton Shut up Ol dusty ass bitch

[Gur @theonlygur]

@HillaryClinton Shut up, Ol dusty ass bitch

[KFYR-TV @KFYRTV]

In order to save the Carson Wentz and Eagles from the Curse of Billy Penn, construction workers placed a small statue of Philadelphia's founder atop the city's newest skyscraper.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Are Ben Roethlisberger's 5 picks a distraction? Asking for Antonio Brown.

[Gur @theonlygur]

@nelsonagholor keep it going, you the man!

[Gur @theonlygur]

@HillaryClinton Shut up Ol dusty ass bitch

[Gur @theonlygur]

@JPetrucci when are you going to do a cover of song to the Pharaoh Kings, I mean come on.

[Gur @theonlygur]

@JohnMayer Yoooo when is that album with @ChickCorea coming out? Been waiting........