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The guy that operates the Rouge River drawbridge in Delray on Jefferson.

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@ComedyJuce @_Misshumble13 That's not your handle, @ComedyJuce

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Elon Musk needs to die in prison.

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@ccscales @riseupcomus By the guy from KLF!

About four years before he shifted from visual arts to music.

About seventeen years before he set fire to £1,000,000.

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@themichaelcaine Counterpoint:

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@flglmn "I guess you can't be on a Democratic Presidential ticket as a right-winger who is also a Jew" has a lot of traction among right-wingers, particularly in the Mandel household.
https://t.co/5uNbujVhEx

[Seth Mandel @SethAMandel]

'Vice president, unfortunately they figured out Shapiro is Jewish and are threatening revolt.'

"Ok find me a Midwesterner with a German-sounding name who walks around holding farm animals."

[andrew @intellegint]

Archive dot org is the best site on the entire internet

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@CthulhuHulu @JamesUrbaniak He made their voices appear in your head by sorcery

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@BradleySands The one thing I can say for sure, after reading that statement, is that there was no group that donned masks, took over a subway car, scared riders, and chanted things about Hitler and wiping out Jews.

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@BradleySands @MayorMoonbeamz shit I was sick that day

if it was something that lasted longer than a day, then it must’ve been when I was even sicker

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@BradleySands @MayorMoonbeamz was this guy a big name? I don't remember him, but he's eminently punchable

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@BradleySands @MayorMoonbeamz no no listen to him at 0:33, he says very specifically he's not homophobic. so when you're assuming he is, just because of all the dehumanizing and aggrieved caricatures he makes of gay men, you're getting it twisted

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@flglmn @ConcernedCraig Far be it from me to question the movie knowledge of these grandparents, but if they're right about the "demigod" thing it's Zuul. Gozer was a major Sumerian god according to the mythos.

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With the benefit of hindsight: Ween was the best band of the 1990s, but the best album was Faith No More's "Angel Dust" and the best song was Tracy Bonham's "Mother Mother." I know these aren't the results anyone was hoping for, but sunlight is the best disinfectant.

[TonightVMTV @TonightVMTV]

Christy Moore performs Jim Page's song "Palestine" on #TonightVMTV

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Toad dusted his chairs. He scrubbed his windows. He watered his plants.

[Psychedelic Jukebox @60sPsychJukebox]

Happy 87th Birthday Ron Carter! 🎶🎂🥳 Jazz double bassist. His appearances on 2,221 recording sessions make him the most-recorded jazz bassist in history. Carter was a member of the second Miles Davis Quintet in the mid 1960s, which also included Herbie Hancock, Wayne Shorter ⬇️

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The IDF torturing false confessions out of UNRWA workers to make up links to Hamas and the US going along with that to cut off funding so famine is triggered is something so obscenely evil it's hard to describe

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@riseupcomus If I’m trying to visualize the perfect Balrog, I basically imagine Judge Holden, just keeping in mind that his obesity is as metaphorical as the “wings” of shadow

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@riseupcomus The description in the books boils down to "basically a dude, but somehow bigger and darker and scarier" and from that we've got generations of artists painting videogame demons