Adam Smart

Was once flirted with. he/him

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

thoughts i had as a 8 year old
1. if jesus played lego rock band he would get a perfect score every time
2. everything could be made of sharks and we just couldn’t tell
3. if i had spidermans powers girls would like me more

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

@mooninfirst Give me

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

@iamwarturtle I don’t know but I want to know

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

@ethn8r @darcyrrose A coward?

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

@emmaspacelynn I’d be open to it!

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

@Geoffrey_Wardle I wouldn’t trust Bad Blue Santa with restaurant recommendations but I would trust him with my life

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

@alocaldude Thank god!

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

@alocaldude Haha so true dude

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

@lizzyjensenn Holy Grounds is really good!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Princess Martha Louise of Norway, who has long claimed to be clairvoyant, has quit her royal duties over public criticism of her fiancé, an American celebrity shaman who sells a $222 healing amulet and has suggested cancer is a choice. https://t.co/m3KPqWaI6n

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

@sarahrosethom22 did you write this?

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

men aren’t attractive when they are good looking. men are attractive when they are goofy and a lil fruity and have a big nose. that’s true sex appeal.

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

#takenote

[Hozier @Hozier]

Swan Upon Leda
October 7, 2022

[Peter Nygaard @RetepAdam]

@theseantcollins

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

boss: what is the problem

coworker: [pointing to me] that guy stole my thesaurus

me: he peddles falsehoods

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

@postpastoral Also that is the sweetest thing I have ever heard

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

@postpastoral Paul you’ve had a twitter this entire time and you never told me!?!?!

[Adam Smart @theorginaladam]

@alocaldude Can I tag along?