It's a Paul

I am at your service. But it's not a silver one.

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

"It’s been a ride, babe. I wouldn’t trade it for anything "

#val

#SoloAStarWarsStory

#solo

#StarWars

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

#porvars
#afc

Disgraceful tackle. Torreira maimed.

Mike Dean needs to re-visit the definition of "excessive force".

Straight red.

A minority of Portsmouth fans an absolute disgrace.

[Fing Internet Alert @outagedetect]

🚧 Major Internet #outage ongoing: #Three in #England since 23:25 for one hour, impacting #Hackney #London #Hinckley +9 areas

🇬🇧 Live map and analysis
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Retweet if still down for you as well
#threeuksupport #Threedown #Threeoutage #nointernet #night

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

@jimmycarr

Thought you were excellent in Toy Story 4. Well done.

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

@arseblog

Edu:

“His arrival is the final and very important part of the jigsaw."

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

#afc #arsenal #adidas

New Adidas "authentic" home shirt is rubbish. Bitterly disappointing.

Massive sizing, strange labels (which won't be on the real player jerseys), material not hard wearing.

Very poor. Puma quality better.

Bring back Puma

#thingsineverthoughtiwouldsay

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

@aaronramsey

Thank you for so many wonderful memories and for your tenacity, heart and professionalism.

You will be missed so much.

#alwaysagunner #afc

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

@abnormable @StrangerTings5 makes me chuckle..

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

@gunnerblog @arseblog

#arsecastextra

Have you ever seen a worse performance of eleven v. ten men and what was it?

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

@arseblog @gunnerblog

#arsecastextra

Which of the following does Emery use when making substitution decisions:

A. A gypsy fortune teller
B. A Voodoo priest
C. A magic eight ball
D. Dice
E. Picking straws

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

#WATARS

I think that is the worst performance of 11 men v. 10 that I've ever seen 🤔

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

#WATARS

I think Emery is rolling a dice to decide on subs tonight.

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

@abnormable @StrangerTings5

[Betty Botticelli @Faungirl123]

No thx, I've seen tits before, I even have a couple of my own

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

@WadeMoseley Bring us luck boys.

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

@arseblog @gunnerblog

Late to podcast this week. Agree on offside.

For a direct freekick they should change rule. Any player moving forwards in an offside position is offside.

They are all trying to play the ball - & gaining an advantage - else why moving towards it?

[boo-boo-ɾɑҍҍíԵ @StrangerTings5]

Police detective: Who smashed your car up sir?

Them: Irate teenagers.

Police detective: I also think there's a lot of positives in some young people sir, but who smashed your car up?

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

"I can only make you remember the things you want to be true."

[East Lower @eastlower]

It’s not all doom and gloom. I thought the first half of the first minute went well.

[It's a Paul @thepaulpbrown]

#MCIARS

Well this will go well then...

Errrmmm, Iwobi...?

Jink, Jink, whoops, goal

[boo-boo-ɾɑҍҍíԵ @StrangerTings5]

Me: [slurs incoherently] Have you met me drunk?

Reflection: [slurs incoherently] Have you met me drunk?

[Collapses]