Joshua

A gentleman and a scholar

[Joshua @thepiecemaker]

@MarkDiStef Get him back so we can have the joy of him being immediately fired again

[verynormalman @verynormalman]

Andy Burnham doing a slow prigozhin style march on London has completely mogged every Australian leadership spill in history unfortunately

[Benry @BenryintheBooth]

Journo: “Ms Hanson how would you approach the issue of public housing reform?”

Pauline: (violently shaking and sweating) “Ah - No - That - Ynorr - Stoppit - There’s too many Muslims on SBS”

Karl Stefanovic: “They’re calling it the greatest national press club of all time.”

[Joshua @thepiecemaker]

Very much feeling like in the lockdown era when my father was going downhill

[Joshua @thepiecemaker]

Having a sad tonight. My mother has been told that her health is at a state where a cold has a good chance of killing her. She just seems to have accepted it rather than trying to improve things. She is competent and it is her choice to make but I hate what is to come

[Joshua @thepiecemaker]

Lincraft are closing all of their physical stores 😯

[Joshua @thepiecemaker]

Happy birthday Dad

[Joshua @thepiecemaker]

Today's word of the day is Truculent

[Joshua @thepiecemaker]

@robcoco You're in for an upgrade. I believe she is on 60 minutes now

[Joshua @thepiecemaker]

@JamesCoyne 😂

[Joshua @thepiecemaker]

@JamesCoyne If that fridge is indicative of someone's diet, they must be astonishingly regular

[Joshua @thepiecemaker]

I couldn't find the guard to the vegetable mandolin and now I have regrets

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

The Google ai push is proof that billionaires truly are cartoonishly greedy, they had a beloved product that worked properly and was printing billions of dollars for them and intentionally broke it in the hopes that breaking it could make them a few extra bucks right now

[Joshua @thepiecemaker]

@Dean_Machine_ They say that every day we stray further from God's grace but with @robcoco it is less straying and more power walking

[Taconaut - Explorer of the Taconiverse @IamtheTaconaut]

@RichOToole These days, most jalapenos taste like very mildly irritated bell peppers to me. I don't know if it's because I've changed, or the jalapenos changed.

[Dave @GamewithDave]

They removed CD/DVD drives from devices.
They made physical media harder to buy and use.
They removed expandable storage from phones.
They pushed us into streaming subscriptions.
They made always-online normal.
They made unlimited internet necessary.
Then slowly raised the price of everything.

Ownership quietly became renting.

[Joshua @thepiecemaker]

@robcoco https://t.co/3sSz17w2Me

[Joshua @thepiecemaker]

@robcoco Sounds good. Red wine assists divination of the stars so I'll start the drinking now