The Primary Head

A Primary Head Teacher. All views are my own, I think.

[The Primary Head @theprimaryhead]

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@Mr_AlmondED @MissSDoherty How lovely! Congratulations to both of you.

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I will concede that Jailhouse Rock is a weak number. Should have closed with Sweet Home Chicago.

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The Blues Brothers OST is the best soundtrack album ever.

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It also contains the best recorded versions of Think and Peter Gunn theme known to man.

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Ousted from the BNP, bankrupt and facing legal battles for stirring up racial hatred. He's been busy, I'll give him that.

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Whatever happened to the one eyed racist of the BNP? The last thing I heard he was doing some weird cooking video on his BNP YouTube channel and reading bible stories. At the time, we all thought this was the worst it could get.

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SATs done. Woohoo. Unless you're a TTV.

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Um... It was the SPAG test today, right? Asking for a friend.

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Pupils hopeless and crying after 'poorly worded' Higher Maths exam https://t.co/zywEctSnZa

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@BohemiaStable And because Pacino says 'let's get a cup of coffee' before they have their chat.

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@adamboxer1 @Headteacherchat I cannot think of anything more pointless than a mock Ofsted. If you want to inject more stress into your school, do an invacuation into full lockdown into full site evacuation drill... all whilst hosting a local school writing moderation. Twice the stress for equal value.

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We're all thinking the sleeping guy is @jonstewart right ?

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The problem with these illustrations is that no teacher has hands that big and all teachers have necks. It's this sort of unscientific dumbing down of teaching and learning which is ruining the profession.

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@HFletcherWood @oldandrewuk Ah, it was a special time.

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They'll be having a pop at knowledge organisers next.

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@fesshole The Irish Parliament?

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Well then I can't retrieve you either!

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@grok animate this lovely Easter image.

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@Mr_AlmondED @dylanwiliam @greg_ashman Ah, I am shelling out a lot per month to get this bulk of work done. Ridiculously quick and high limits. (But £££)

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@dylanwiliam @greg_ashman I've spent 3 months using Claude to develop writing planning resources. It's head and shoulders above any other AI for that kind of task.

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@simon_schama @hotspurstudio That episode of Bernini was simply brilliant. Loved that series.