phil from 🅱️razil

professional stupid idiot | in a serious relationship with hyperbole

[phil from 🅱️razil @therealfelpy]

@kingshippp just texted me this and i think i should be offended but i’m not

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

sure sex is great but have you ever commented "lol" on your ex-boss’s linkedin post?

[Low Level @LowLevelTweets]

If the vibe coders could read they’d be very upset

[Matthew Prince 🌥 @eastdakota]

Uhhh… your memory is failing, my friend. And this was sent after the dinner, not before. Have the receipts. I don’t begrudge you in any way, but let’s be truthful.

[Sk Akram @akramcodez]

this might be the best explanation I've ever heard

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Parents: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Claude: "You're absolutely right, I did delete the repository, and that's my mistake"

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[SVDDEN DEATH @svddendeath]

i find it very interesting when people complain about music cus if u kno what u dont like, than just make your own without that

if u make yourself breakfast & dont like toast, why would you consume toast

if u go to a restaurant & dont like toast, dont go to the toast store

[Olivia Moore @omooretweets]

Self-driving cars are fun because you never see competing SaaS products having a literal standoff in the street

[Aubrey Strobel @aubreystrobel]

he’s saying you can say clanker with the hard R

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Me using Claude Opus 4.8 to rename a file

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

Half a BILLION on Claude.

In a single month.

By negligence.

The company’s CFO after seeing the Anthropic bill:

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

tort law exam ass case

[◇ ~gecko @geckones]

The cool part of C++ is that you have to learn it again each 3 years

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Levie’s Law of AI Psychosis:

The farther away you are from the actual work the more confident you are that humans are no longer needed

I like it

[LaurieWired @lauriewired]

the beautiful thing about C++ reflection is no matter what you did wrong, clang will swear it's a constexpr problem

[hellowww @Temporary111x]

Another godbolt posting: Proof of collatz conjecture by C compiler

[Lib Development (In SF 6/19-6/22, say hi!) @Lib_Development]

All customs enforcement actions take the name of “united states vs [item description]”, not the owner of the product. The US loses cases against inanimate objects on a regular basis

[Henrick Johansson @compliantvc]

A trolley is about to hit 5 people laying on the track

You can redirect the car, but the other track has not yet reached regulatory approval or completed its 1 year environmental testing period, so operating a train car on it is a violation of transit regulations

What do you do?