John Thompson

I'm a firm believer that NYE will always be a damp squid; that people who don't drink tequila can't be trusted and I'm a lover of malapropisms

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@karlosgamble @fesshole It’s like someone is filming my life and tweeting snippets of it. Incredible

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@karlosgamble @fesshole I keep a wire coat hanger behind the toilet… a knife is an option but wouldn’t be too good for those flexible logs that get stuck deep in the bend.

[Roman Kemp @romankemp]

This video from @NorwichCityFC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@karlosgamble @RyderCupEurope 👀 🔵

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@karlosgamble @fesshole Who knew wanking was going to end up being an expensive habit

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

Finally putting the finishing touches to the home thanks to @karlosgamble.
I now get to see you every day @ValtteriBottas #F1 #bottas #BottasBottom

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@easy_leezy @NoContextHumans 😂😂😂 can’t stop laughing

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@easy_leezy @Ben_Spence23 @sportbible Haha that’s the only reason I send them to him because he’s the worst for it… give him a taste of his own medicine 😏🤪

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@ladbible @easy_leezy

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@easy_leezy @sportbible 😂 tickled me that

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@easy_leezy You can move it 😘

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@easy_leezy @WIRED @el_seale I’ll never beat anyone that burns 300 calories playing darts 😳

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@easy_leezy @__katrinarenee @WIRED Haha what are the chances?! Shame I hadn’t mentioned pronghorns 🤷🏽

[Karl @LordGee82]

#FREEPHIL

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@easy_leezy @SickChirpse It’s good to know there are more of us out there...

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@karlosgamble @easy_leezy @SkyJohnnyNelson Chicken supreme with dauphinoise potatoes

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

When did @SkyJohnnyNelson win the Masters? #whytepovetkin2

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@easy_leezy @SkyJohnnyNelson Oh it’s a lovely jacket, access to the Champions Dinner just as lockdown ends.

[John Thompson @therealjt84]

@Stoneysnapper @karlosgamble