Fuzzy felt eyebrows

[Fuzzy felt eyebrows @TheRealNickKay]

@fourfoot if olly croft wasn't such a grade A twat, the BDO could be as successful as the PDC.

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

If you're havin AutoCorrect problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 parabolas bit s butch Saint omg.

[Fuzzy felt eyebrows @TheRealNickKay]

@Whiteywhite21 @Wayne501Mardle @TargetDarts I've copyrighted this! Corona though, end of 16, then Jan, then early 17, WHEN IS IT COMING?

[WAYNE MARDLE @Wayne501Mardle]

Could it be described as " The second best darts lighting system on the market ". With the 360 being the best, obviously! https://t.co/wOKKLeYmLS

[Target Darts @TargetDarts]

This is not endorsed by @wdfdarts - unlike our #Vision360 lighting system, which is. https://t.co/n0KH5q8lpV

[Fuzzy felt eyebrows @TheRealNickKay]

What do you think of my high tech lighting set up @Wayne501Mardle whilst I wait for my new target light?

[Lil G-Pug @gogglepossum]

Come with me if you want to live

[Leon from Mathclass @LeonEarlgrey]

Re-reading and liking my own tweets like

[Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito]

"Hahaha. Yeah, I get that a lot. It's Alan, actually"

[Fuzzy felt eyebrows @TheRealNickKay]

Happy birthday to the very handsome, funny and delightfully charming @craiguito #FF

[Mr Elusive @Redcom81]

Walking through the Doctors surgery proudly holding your prescription, so everyone knows you are ill and that you wasted nobody's time.

[Fuzzy felt eyebrows @TheRealNickKay]

If you have one minute to spare, please watch this 😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/eB3qSdfmlE

[Luke Bailey @imbadatlife]

I just realised it's the 1 yr anniversary of the greatest Come Dine With Me moment of all time - if you've never seen it, watch it now

[Tommytoughstuff @Tommytoughstuff]

Hulk Hogan tries to quietly rip his shirt off during a funeral.

[Mark @NoticablyBacon]

parents: How are you?
me: good
narrator: mark was not good his house was on fire and his gf left taking his dog

[Fuzzy felt eyebrows @TheRealNickKay]

I'm brave, but not telling a barber when asked if my hair cut's alright that it's nothing like what I asked for brave.

[David Stokes @scottywrotem]

If you say handyman five times in front of a mirror he still won't turn up when he says he will.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@mrstephencole @izzymact @barneyfarmer this is still my favourite thing ever