therin

simon and garfunkel is poetry

[therin @therinnnnn]

mr. ali baba just called me "cheesy girl"

[chase @_chase_____]

women weren't even allowed to have a credit card in their own name until 1974 so it's actually super empowering of me to have three maxed out credit cards

[therin @therinnnnn]

is a whiskey sour with egg whites the original protein shake???

[therin @therinnnnn]

@SoundOfMuslic say less

[madi magdalene  @hottropica]

as a kid i worshipped miranda lambert because she was like if taylor swift had a gun

[therin @therinnnnn]

me

[James @CaucasianJames]

grad school has 27 year olds tweeting “can’t believe it’s almost time to go back to school”

[therin @therinnnnn]

@Joobertt something’s gotta give

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

*spits out mouthful of blood* it's gonna take more than that to kill me

Dentist: for the love of God just floss

[therin @therinnnnn]

@SoundOfMuslic evan mcgowan?

[therin @therinnnnn]

@SoundOfMuslic i want to retweet this. great job hana!

[therin @therinnnnn]

bawling in my car over a costco rotisserie chicken

[therin @therinnnnn]

i got covid 12 hours after this. january was good to me ☺️

[therin @therinnnnn]

damn so far its 3 days into the new year and i have car issues every day with 3 different cars. shaping up to be a good one!!!

[therin @therinnnnn]

my personality is bringing up niche kevin costner movies from the early 2000’s that got a 7% on rotten tomatoes in casual conversation

[therin @therinnnnn]

is the sex and city movie a holiday movie? me and hbo say yes

[therin @therinnnnn]

omfg

[Turnpike Troubadours @TpTroubadours]

😃 On Sale Friday, Dec 3rd. @RedRocksCO with @shovelsandrope and @recklesskelly.

[therin @therinnnnn]

made the mistake of asking my fam why we aren’t having prime rib for thanksgiving this year

[jodie @jodieegrace]

husband reveal after 55 years of marriage and it’s to promote her own merch…. queen behavior