The Miss Rose

1 woman. 2 children. 2 Cats. A hive of bees. A million questionable thoughts actions and opinions -all my own (sometimes the cats)

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

@DFSCare DFS -DREADFUL FURNITURE SERVICE

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

Hey @DFS check out my empty living room. Delivery booked for today. Admittance that you got it wrong when we eventually got through after being on hold for ever. Promise of a loan sofa and a call back. And yet here we are...and now you're ghosting us. A+ customer service #shit

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

@DFSCare Dont worry I've given up on all methods if contacting you and now just directly go and make a fuss in your show rooms...it seems to be the only way to get through to you or talk to an actual human

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

Hey @DFSCare check out my empty living room. Delivery booked for today. Admittance that you got it wrong when we eventually got through after being on hold for ever. Promise of a loan sofa and a call back. And yet here we are...and now you're ghosting us. A+ customer service

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

@sandwellcouncil where can I recycle shredded paper? I can't find any info regarding it on your website

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

@CostaCoffee I'm pretty sure there are more mushrooms growing in my lawn than are available on your mushroom and cheese toasty in Cradley Heath today. #mushroomseason #FungiFriday #fungihunting #lunch

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

@AndrewPPhotos You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3am though

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

@AndrewPPhotos he's had his fun.

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

@ChrisMo52536905 A troglodyte 😂😘

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

Logged back into twitter after eleventy million years, phone keeps going off with alerts every 30 seconds. Completely forgotten how it works. Sticking to instagram #notaclue #technophobe

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

The striking similarities between Keith Fit in @_JustinFletcher Gigglebiz and @Harry_Enfield Scousers from the hay days of British Bbc comedy is all thats getting me through the afternoon. @CBeebiesHQ

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

@AndrewPPhotos Absolute hero's 'hunting' a goat. I hope they fall off a cliff.

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

Cats love Dr Who. #drwho @BBC #CatsOfTwitter

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

@sanditoksvig @Topshop Sandi you are a fashion goddess! Off I go to top shop!

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

@sanditoksvig your shirt on #gbbo is the greatest thing I have ever seen! I am hopping with sheer bunny love! Where can I get one?!

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

@virginmedia I went through the whole process of calling back again and answering all the questions I had done before and eventually got someone to book me an engineer to come out on Tuesday morning. So just the whole bank holiday at home with twins and no TV or internet to get through.

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

@virginmedia if you can't fix my problem dont say you're going to pass me over to another team and then put the phone down on me.

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

To the man on the @WestMidRailway 1456 from Snow Hill to Stourbridge. Thank you for giving me and my little people your umbrella. You made my stressful day just that little bit brighter and calmer. I promise to pass on the good karma #trains #thankyou #goodkarma

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

@fabriKatie It's at a rather posh hotel in Kinver! I couldn't help sniggering when I read it!

[The Miss Rose @therosethatwas]

Secret toilet teabag disposal - it's a real issue. First its tea bags then they move onto coffee grounds and herbal infusions. Protect your toilets from tea bags at all costs.