nottheshackplayadelrey

Everyday is a sausage party at The SHACK. We serve our signature Cheeseburger with a big, juicy Louisiana HOT link. It’s guaranteed to satisfy.

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

Husband: *rearranging our throw pillows*

Me: [from upstairs] That’s not how they go.

[M i c h a e l @Michael_Humor]

The thoughts come at you way too hard at night.

[I'm All Write 🍻 @imallwritecom]

Iceberg lettuce is like regular lettuce except one of its relatives sunk the Titanic

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

I wasn’t gonna drink tonight but maybe I’ll have five glasses of wine

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

I can't believe all these corporations are going bankrupt after one simple unforeseen medical emergency. Horrible planning on their part. Shouldn't have ordered all those avocado toasts I guess

[John Cena @SohnCena]

Wife: it would be nice if you helped out more with the cleaning

Me: *helps out with the cleaning*

Wife: NOT LIKE THAT!

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

2019- His and Hers Closets
2020- His and Hers Houses

[nottheshackplayadelrey @theshackinpdr]

#PayItForwardLIVE will donate $10 everytime you share this hashtag, to small businesses that are struggling in these crazy time. When we reopen, please visit The SHACK & 90 West Lounge & me!!!

[John Cena @SohnCena]

Well well well if it isn’t my arch nemesis...duvet cover.

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

if your cat keeps trying to make noise but nothing is coming out, check and make sure they didn’t get stuck on mewt

[Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity]

Tested positive for being sick of everyone's bullshit

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

Roses are red
Contagion is plenty
I’m drinking for breakfast
Because fuck 2020

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

75% of all marriage problems could be solved just by feeding your wife

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

*owns several pairs of shoes in various colors and styles*

*wears the exact same pair of shoes every day*

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

So I can just, like, go to Target now?

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

Someone was telling me how I don’t need cheese in my diet to live and I was like bitch, cheese is my entire diet. I would actually die.

[John Cena @SohnCena]

Marriage troubles? Have you tried not going to bed angry, in fact maybe not going to bed at all, but going for a long walk, maybe hitchhiking across the country exploring a multitude of drugs and partners while writing the defining novel of your generation?

Sigh...me neither.