Tom Stuermer

Accelerating transformation with Google Cloud

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

@RamaswmySridhar @SnowflakeDB Congratulations! I've really enjoyed working with you the past 9mo, and very much look forward to our continued collaboration.

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

@ChaseSupport DDOS? Unable to login on mobile or web. Any status?
Access Denied
You don't have permission to access "https://t.co/bohSy3YiqK" on this server.
Reference #18.ff7dead.1680653100.bb363e9b

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

@KarenTSmith I vividly remember the cheese section in the Woodman's grocery in Pleasant Prairie, WI: the entire width of the back of the store, both sides. Mostly various forms of cheddar...

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

Thank you @ThomasOrTK - It was great to see you this week at NEXT.
We are very excited about increasing our impact and scale as we jointly partner with our clients!

[Thomas Kurian @ThomasOrTK]

We’re deepening our partnership with @Accenture with a dedicated Google Cloud services group and plans to certify 15,000 more Google Cloud professionals so we can help even more customers. https://t.co/f4anfPErA0

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

This is Sandy Koufax in the 1960s mixed with Michael Jordan in the 1990s mixed with a malfunctioning ATM machine that keeps spitting out $20 bills. 
https://t.co/x5r5ti29Us

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

Hats off to the greatest marathoner of all time. Eliud Kipchoge broke his own world record in the Berlin by 30sec(!!)... and made it look easy.
https://t.co/pwOIOCBHN8

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

@ccarfi @wapplehouse Holy crap. Too cool!

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

@freudenberner @CAL_FIRE I'm on Twitter right now looking for an answer to the same question...

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

@Lounibos $10m scone with that coffee?

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

Learn how Google Cloud Armor blocked the largest Layer 7 DDoS attack known to date, 76% bigger than the previous largest reported — and ensured the customer's service stayed online and continued serving their end-users @googlecloud https://t.co/Kn1g3HH7a6

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

@thrich @AskFrontier And now that it's silently back up we'll never hear a root cause nor preventative measures.

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

@AskFrontier anybody home? Internet down, your website is down... DDOS attack? Ransomware?

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

Calling all techies! Meet @Accenture recruiters virtually at #AfroTech2021 to take your tech career to the next level. https://t.co/Wh6iaQe52D

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

This is simply tremendous

[The Ohio State University Marching Band @TBDBITL]

Here's our tribute to the amazing @rushtheband! "Tom Sawyer" below, link to the full show below!

🔗: https://t.co/8v0QYkSkwf

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

Accenture and Women in Cloud are launching an interactive forum on September 29, 2021. Hear from leaders as they discuss how organizations are leveraging cloud/digital to disrupt and drive innovation in Financial Svcs.
https://t.co/5kHiEv92k0
#womenincloud #shesoars #accentureCXO

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

@ckellybissell Even better at night

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

Welcome to the team @Wabion! 🎉 We are excited to join forces and drive customer value through @Google Cloud’s Platform and Workspace. More than 60 professionals will be joining our Accenture Google Cloud Business Group!
#Accenture #CloudFirstAccenture https://t.co/csDsC5qf1P

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

EVERY company now creates 'tech' products. This is a great blog by @pauldaugh and @BritneyCrooks on the long-term impact of inclusivity in the process of defining those products and the 'tech stack' upon which they're built.

[Paul Daugherty @pauldaugh]

Building inclusivity into ALL products, services and products is not just a good principle, it must be a core development practice. Learn steps leaders should in this blog, co-authored by Britney Crooks and me: #DiversityandInclusion https://t.co/oXIn9U9Jnw

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

ANoM: possibly the best white-hat hack ever. Reverse supply chain attack: "The Sting", ca. 2021 https://t.co/xCgs8EAalY

[Tom Stuermer @thestuer]

@LisaStone One might hope you were wearing one pair ON the plane, so at least you had a "go" pair with which to shop at Target? Question is, were they PJ pants #FTW?