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100 level: Welcome!!! Share a fun fact! Your first assignment is to think about your favorite number in the shower.

300 level: Here’s the syllabus - it’s 7 years old. You will fail. Your first assignment is to read 400 pages and write a 10-page essay. It’s due in 4 hours.

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Overhearing Coby be a dad is the cutest thing ever 🥹

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This is inexcusable.

[Naomi Johnson @NaomiRHelm]

Crawford sheriff dept Arkansas

[Attorney Larry Forman @FormanLaw1]

This is absolutely disgusting. The man is clearly not resisting and is getting the snot beat out of him in his forehead slammed into pavement. Notice how their demeanor changes as soon as they realize that they are being recorded.

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@MitchellMcCoy Holy head injury. This is how you kill someone 😳 friendly reminder that police officers do not also get to okay judge, jury, and executioner.

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There’s a kid at school who keeps bullying Coby and I just wanna be like “baby don’t worry about what he says - his dad rides a BMX bike around town.”

[it can be ✨ @thethtots]

Idk how I hit the freaking jackpot of procreation but I picked an amazing dad for my kids.

[it can be ✨ @thethtots]

Hey quick question. How come a good, reliable stroller that isn’t a dinosaur is $800+ now?

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Is emotional damage billable time?

[it can be ✨ @thethtots]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary I made this Twitter because some asshole was trying to get me fired because I was tweeting about politics she didnt agree with 😅

[it can be ✨ @thethtots]

I am a psycho 😂

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It’s a little confusing and also scary how together my life is when I make lists for my morning, day and night.

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@DrewAfualo “Innocent people” nah theyre not innocent, Mr Supplement.

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Joe Rogan says Ron DeSantis would make a good president.

…and that’s how you know Rogan doesn’t know sh*t and should have kept hosting a show about people eating bugs.

[it can be ✨ @thethtots]

Imagine thinking posting a video of shooting an AR15 is a flex right now.

[Susan W FL 🌊🇺🇦 @SusanFL727]

@Homeoffree61 @CAREGIVERSROCK5 @RepLizCheney

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@stark0228 @socialisthonda @ZackBornstein Fuck the outdated constitution

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@onetiredmama98 And that’s the problem with this place. The blind patriotism for no good reason. It’s culty.

[it can be ✨ @thethtots]

Tourists will go 30 in a 50 and then 45 in a 25. Make it make sense.

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Like no matter how many times I tell myself I’m doing such important work by being there emotionally for my kids, I can’t un-do the belief that if I am not outwardly productive then I am worthless.

[it can be ✨ @thethtots]

Unfortunately my parents did a great job raising an obedient, productive little capitalistic human (me) and on days when I can’t contribute I feel like an actual piece of shit.