Jackson Percy

Just as lame in person. Kettering Alumni. 5/7/21.

[Jackson Percy @thethundercrook]

“I only like you because I have to.” -My mom

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

and the gap in your trophy room

[Natalie🖤 @natalieleyana]

Me to Jackson: you’re my thirteenth reason.
Jackson to me: You’re all thirteen of my reasons.
R.I.P.

[heartburn princess @litteralydevon]

god please PLEASE take Aidan Hutchinson’s pain, triple it, and then give it to Deshaun Watson

[Mike Payton @AtoZ_Payton]

Donald Trump and Equanimeous St. Brown are just choosing the worst times to try to dog Detroit

[The Onion @TheOnion]

That’s It For The Onion’s Coverage, Our Reporters Have All Killed Themselves

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Chelsea was down 3-2 in extra time and Cole Palmer rattled off two goals in the final minutes to beat Man U. ELECTRIC!

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

St. Patrick’s weekend???!!?

[Snakes🐍 @savemylove4u]

Ringo's POV is gonna be like when they did 30 Rock from Kenneth's perspective and he saw everyone as muppets

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

The Detroit Zoo gave their lions some Tampa Bay Buccaneers gear to destroy during enrichment time

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

These rooks deserve the Pro Bowl.

Every RT = 1 #ProBowlVote

@Jahmyr_Gibbs1 | @Samlaporta

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

HAMMER that RT button for a @JaredGoff16 #ProBowlVote

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Eden Hazard @hazardeden10]

I'm signing for the champion's league winner.

[Mallory Rubin @MalloryRubin]

It is the most Kendall move of all time to try to compete with Taylor Swift

[ghost @ghostfishkillah]

bro didn't even try to be happy today

[Reece James @ReeceJames]

@_ambehi I say no.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

One for the ages here