Timothy Johnston

sometimes i have trouble distinguishing the difference between black and navy blue..

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@TurnerInCalgary why is it that when you're here I'm on my way to Edmonton?

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@TurnerInCalgary day job girl- outside of the box. It's weird. You here??

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

Walking in the rain in flip flops fucks my shit up.

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@DanielLegend @mattbl08 @JohnstonDenis @AARON_MITCHELL_
Why? Does Francisco Garcia call a foul every time he goes to the rim in pickup too?

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@AARON_MITCHELL_ Not arguing. But it's over. And I won. Stop cheering for Kobe. People are starting to talk...

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@ellasimon Science World t-shirts are the best t-shirts.

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

you deciding to take the cambie street to get to kits = me deciding to pay you to the penny. Dick. #suckitcabbie

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@TurnerInCalgary @bonetavan Absolutely a pleasure having you, beautiful- come back more often!!

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@DanielLegend @aaron_mitchell_ @vansweaterparty Word up son. You'll be missed but at least those tip jars will be safe!

[Ugly Sweater Dash 5k @nowthatsugly]

Friday is the big day. Ugly Christmas Sweater Day - December 21, 2012 http://t.co/FHokw1aO

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@uglysweaterguys @vansweaterparty @daniellegend - He competed last year and won the year before..number one contender!!

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@iwantproof Or do you possibly have a number I could call? Can't find one online.

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@iwantproof Still haven't heard a thing from you guys. Are my replacement glasses coming? Should I be looking for a refund or...?

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@uglysweaterguys @daniellegend I just booked it off work, 2 months in advance. I've got that sweater spirit...down in my toes!

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@iwantproof I sent it to your info@iwantproof address, but according to ups, the return arrived there on oct 21st...?

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

Hey @iwantproof -emailed you guys a few days ago about an exchange i sent in 2 weeks ago and i haven't heard anything back- what's the deal?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

The Doobie Brothers reunion is in 17 hours. Someone's kidnapped Michael McDonald. Now Liam Neeson is...TAKEN: IT TO THE STREETS.

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@iwantproof Stoked to get my order, not impressed how long it's taking to receive it. Vancouver and Boise are not that far apart...#uspsfail

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

I'm legitimately terrified of how much fun tonight is going to be. Legit. Scared. #mkmdbbwedding

[Timothy Johnston @thetimjohnston]

@mackgord @daniellegend @imchriswilson Happened last night. Magical. We'll be fine just so long as #coketim doesn't show up..