Mansplain Humblebrag

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

So DJT finally proves he has acted "Presidential" and everybody has their panties in a bunch. JFK rolling over in grave. (One not his own)

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

EXCEPT CHRISTIANS! and CONSERVATIVES! THEY ARE THE WORST AND DULLEST! Go get 'em, you magnificent Pencilneck! https://t.co/Y0EIJWNMxz

[Chris Koster @Koster4Missouri]

We need to recruit the best & brightest to come to MO, and we need every family to know they'll be welcome. #MONA

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

Help us stamp out political hacks who try to shill for every grievance and co-opt them for personal benefit! #douche https://t.co/JUm85FGLD5

[Chris Koster @Koster4Missouri]

As we celebrate #MarriageEquality, don't forget — LGBT Missourians still face discrimination. It's time for #MONA.

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

You convinced me. I surrender my guns to a bunch of pouty-face douchebags who have never done anything of substance. https://t.co/o77CdftFQe

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

PHOTOS: Democrats demanding action on gun control hold a sit-in on the floor of the House https://t.co/xu0duJbtQ6

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

So unseemly when an old prostitute says she wouldn't sleep with a John again, even though he wouldn't ask her to. https://t.co/QVhSNXVE3M

[Diana Budds @DianaBudds]

"This is appealing to the lowest level of human activity. Envy and status."—Milton Glaser on designing Trump Vodka https://t.co/D4YvQCy1jz

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

OK fifty.

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

Hey, where were you guys forty years ago when NONE of us had air conditioning? Could have really used your advice! https://t.co/0moW10F8m8

[Kansas City @KansasCity]

Heat advisory today. Do not use a fan as your primary source of cooling. If no A/C, visit @KCMOParks Community Ctrs or @KCLibrary locations.

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

May I politely suggest that you assholes listen to this lady? https://t.co/EPcBI1Eswk

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

Roy Blunt is the luckiest man in the world to have an opponent like this. What a maroon. https://t.co/Gv7iJtPIL2

[RoyBluntMO @RoyBluntMO]

MO Dems, @JasonKander isn’t the best person to invoke Harry Truman at your Truman Dinner tonight #MOSEN #ShowMe2016
https://t.co/3WkXxQRwKN

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

Does this guy look like a turtle or is it just me? I can think of a few things I would change if I were this cuck. https://t.co/vC62Holiuv

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

#AMJoy takes a look at how some Republicans are hoping Trump will change between now and election day: https://t.co/BPBiIyZ1ET

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

This could be historic! We have never had a President elected during indictment for felonies! #yougogirl #canklesore https://t.co/liaSXq0Vm0

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

TONIGHT: Tune in to @NBCNightlyNews for @LesterHoltNBC's one-on-one interview with @HillaryClinton at 6:30 pm ET.

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

Hey... the Kansas City Star just said A GAL might be president! Just like in some other countries! Pics, too! Wow! #cacklesandcankles

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

Lindsey Graham wouldn't know the "right direction" if it bit him on the panties. https://t.co/LcfsYrSW9S

[Morning Joe @Morning_Joe]

.@LindseyGrahamSC: Trump is the 'wrong direction' for the GOP
https://t.co/6GdE8P5NSw

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

I often find my schedule at odds with local customs as well. #worldtraveler #inparisalot #Heypierrethisplacesucks https://t.co/0MwZR0uMM4

[Doug Frost @winedogboy]

9:15pm Tues. in Chicago and the first 4 restaurants I walk into are "done serving". Midwestern, ok, but is the city one big Old Folks' Home?

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

OK, so maybe I am just bitter that they didn't have my color and I had to settle for a deep blue car. #notthathappy

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

Elon Musk is a globalist stooge financed by big government to imprison us all. Go Elan! https://t.co/ttM8df8yE1 via @Techland

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

Architects here are all learning to look smug by wearing square glasses and iconoclastic collars. Creative-ish! https://t.co/Ul3ReS6Sc0

[Metropolis Magazine @MetropolisMag]

Onto the panel portion of the @IAarchitects #ThinkTank2016!
We're talking about designing for health + wellness

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

Man, if you've ever had to break in a new Rolex watchband you know what I'm going through. #oysterperpetual #realgold #heavytoo

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

Oh, good! If he was doing it now that would be really disturbing. https://t.co/BzGEWNXahV

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Donald Trump now denies lusting after Princess Diana: https://t.co/VugFOzCdXm

[Mansplain Humblebrag @TheTopAuthority]

Hey you great leaders... why don't you make tattoos illegal until age 21? Would help a lot more people. https://t.co/Ku2elZcl2z

[The Kansas City Star @KCStar]

Overland Park a ‘nanny state’? Council raises tobacco sales age despite criticism: https://t.co/eKi6WHZMJj