Shitonmychest

i like long walks on the beach because short ones dont give you enough time for a bj

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

In A Quiet Place (2018), John Krasinski insisted the opening prove the rule instead of explain it. The studio pushed back on how harsh it was, but he kept it. One small sound, one instant consequence, and the movie never has to repeat itself.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

DOWN BUT NEVER OUT TEAM USA WINS GOLD AND CRUSHES CANADA’S SOUL IN THE PROCESS

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

The Fox and the Hound (1981)

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Thomas Massie reveals that Pam Bondi’s Department of Justice is now intentionally taking down documents before members of Congress can view them in their redacted forms.

Massie says they took down the most crucial documents directly involving key Epstein witness Virginia Giuffre and another involving Epstein and the CIA.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Happy Valentine’s Day https://t.co/Kq97D1WMKs

[Vlad @VladTheInflator]

Tim Dillon is a fucking legend

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

The friendliest reminder: You are reading the Epstein files, and watching prominent people resign for their connections to Epstein because four brave Republicans broke rank.

No regrets. Never looking back.

@RepThomasMassie
@FmrRepMTG
@RepBoebert

[*****𝙇𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙘𝙮💫 @ClipsLegacy]

Airport security on September 11th, 2001

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Alex Honnold’s 2018 El Capitan Free Solo Makes the Skyscraper in Taipei Seem Like Nothing

[Mike @Wescott464348]

My wife and I living in two different realities

[Shitonmychest @theultimatebear]

@gotrice2024 We wanted to get chased by pissed off people the fact the kids didn’t run shows you they ain’t disciplined

[Shitonmychest @theultimatebear]

@NFL_DovKleiman This is either fake or she has proven once again she is a just a dumb bitch with a fuck
Hole

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Me driving home knowing there won’t be a second date, but at least she knows that her depression comes from seed oils cutting off the energy supply of the mitochondria.

[Shitonmychest @theultimatebear]

@secnumbersguy Look since 2016 when the playoffs started you fuck tard

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

Lane Kiffin on SEC in 2024: You might as well be in different leagues, not different conferences

Greg Sankey in 2025: This league is different, competition is different, the rewards should respect that

2026 Indiana: Wins third straight title for Big 10

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

There’s being a loser, AND THEN there’s being a Miami loser

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

There is absolutely no difference between this play and the Buffalo play. Adams did not make any move. He caught it, secured it as he was tackled and then stripped on the ground. Same exact thing. Same exact. This is why fans hate the NFL refs. No consistency game to game

[Rookie Watch @RookieWatxh]

When Brock Purdy visited Alabama, Nick Saban said this to him:

“You’re below average in height. Your arm strength is whatever. Your accuracy is average”

Today, Brock Purdy will become the first QB taken in the 7th round to start in the divisional round

ANYTHING is possible 🔥