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[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

But while he does that, I’m stuck walking the line and taking a breathalyzer test... I guess the reggae music really got our dear friend officer stick cause he searched my car for a second time while I laughed on the curb of art dye Park. “Sir the park is closed. Go home”

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

Story time! The clock reads 12:02 am and officer stick rolls up under the radar and flashes me with his fancy cop light bar. Now I’ve just been chillin by myself but stick doesn’t believe me so he searches my car after he dispatched another cop who eventually searched the Forrest

[laura @Laurabazzelle]

non-lds: u guyz need to stop judging! people aren’t perfect! that’s okay!
SOME lds: *judge people sometimes because we aren’t perfect people*
non-lds: HOW DARE U HAVE A WEAKNESS AND NOT BE PERFECT MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES U

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

@ElliePeek @vints Me too

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

Choose your lettuce

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

@realDonaldTrump I’m trying to make 10 grand to go on a two year service mission. If I promise to run for mayor when I get back would you help a brotha out? p.s. love the work you’re doing

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

@realDonaldTrump I’m trying to make 10 grand to go on a two year service mission. If I promise to run for mayor when I get back would you help a brotha out? p.s. love the work you’re doing

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

S&P the choice for me

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

Our message to others about our faith should always be

“I love it. I want to live it. I invite everyone to come and see. If you want to join me, that is wonderful. But if you choose to live differently, I can accept that. I love you no matter what.”

D Uchtdorf

[brooke cooper @brooketaggart]

you know when you kiss someone and then you stop & see them smile and it just lights up your life. i love that.

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

Not all Neanderthals are vegan, but all vegans are Neanderthals

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

How is it pronounces

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

Have you ever felt like a mammoth? 🐘

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

55 hour work week has me weak

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

No purse is more important than the knowledge in your head #modestyisimportant

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

Is it a bad thing to want something that only benefits yourself?

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

People shouldn’t change like the weather man

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

2 retweets and I take Caden’s tamagotchi and bring it to school https://t.co/tOA7Dw1WpL

[Caden Johanson @Cadefresh]

1 retweet and i start bringing my Tamagotchis back to school untill I graduate.

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

@lil_jordyc Shoot Bro I can’t find my mom! Do I need to post to get her back?

[Spencer @theycallmeswags]

@hailey_brereton @DANNY_702 @gingercookiemeg @Cadefresh It doesn’t Danny, by no standards, but that the law doesn’t stop some people so why will society’s views change how people act?