Cynthya Porter

Award-winning journalist, marketer, and Getty contributor devouring the world in big, delightful gulps. Follow the fun on Insta @thingsiwander

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Animated by Trump’s lies and hate, our democracy endured a violent assault on January 6.

To safeguard our democracy, we must reelect President @JoeBiden in November.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Despite courage and sacrifice, thousands of LGBTQI+ service members were forced out of the military because of their sexual orientation or gender identity.

I'm using my clemency authority to pardon certain former service members who were convicted simply for being themselves.

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Thanks for standing up for us @KrugerMNHouse https://t.co/fIVneZFpgY

[Sarah Kruger @KrugerMNHouse]

Today marks two years since Roe v. Wade was overturned. Now more than 1 in 3 women across the country live in states with abortion bans. The person you elect to the Minnesota House directly impacts the protection of people’s rights to reproductive health care.

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@AspenRanger1 @ThisIsMarlena Thank you, @AspenRanger1 😀👏 You are right. Hi @ThisIsMarlena- Winona is the warmest city in MN & on the border where Miami sits in FL. It's a joke meant to give a good laugh & get people talking. We are having fun with it 🤣 https://t.co/tbed0vauxn

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LOL - Trump: "Under Biden, America has been mocked." Because the United States (er, there are lots of "Americas") was for sure never mocked because of Donald Trump. #TrumpAnnouncement #ineedmorewine

[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

Republicans want to raise the age of voting to 21 because 18-21yos voted in droves in the Midterms. This is the same Republican Party that believes that an 18yo is mature enough to purchase an AR15 and a 10yo is old enough to be a mom.

Take all the time you need with that.

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@alfranken God I love you, Al Franken. I just wish you would learn to not hold back what you think. 😉😍

[FranD @Frandow68]

Regarding the #TrumpAnnouncement

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Me during Trump's announcement speech - waiting for the crazy to sneak out... #TrumpAnnouncement

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I've got to say one thing: #chrisrock can sure take a renegade bitch slap like a professional. LOL - Sheeesh #Willsmith. Get a grip. #Oscars2022

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Whoa. Here is the uncensored altercation with #willsmith and #chrisrock at #oscars2022 https://t.co/OWGoj5Ruox

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Whoa - Whaaaaat happened between #Chrisrock and #WillSmith at #Oscars2022??? Thought it was a bit until I lip-read Smith shouting the F-word... holy hell...

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@1a #1a #renaissance Huzzah! Working and playing at fairs for 25 years!

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@1a My family has owned shops at a dozen fairs for 25 years and we are a Renaissance faire family 😊

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After over four hours on the phone today trying to sort flight changes with progressively difficult customer service people, to have @Lufthansa_USA disconnect me mid-call officially makes it the worst airline I've ever dealt with. #lufthansa - you need some serious work.😡

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@CoryHepola @exploreminn Winona FOSHO. Canoes, kayaks, campfire concert for the fam, cool playground, crazy-good art museum, kid-friendly trails... there is so much more but I ran out of creative alliteration. LOL

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@Variety @regejean Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*sob*ooooooooooooooooooooo

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@StarTribune You need this story from Winona... seriously https://t.co/pd38ksEUMW

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@VisitWinona had the best #tourism #AprilFoolsDay campaign ever - announcing a Swimming With Gators Experience in Minnesota, complete with swag. #onlyinmn https://t.co/8KmAYzi2aO

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@VisitWinona had the best #tourism #AprilFoolsDay campaign ever - announcing a Swimming With Gators Experience in Minnesota, complete with swag. #onlyinmn https://t.co/8KmAYzi2aO

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@ericawacker Same. I found a distance of <5 feet from anything they could jump from helped a lot. Unless you have bionic squirrels in St. Paul ;-)