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@laobaixing911 @finelylesberg Been debating if it's truly better than SLC🙏

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@laobaixing911 U have to have a piece of your brain removed to enjoy this city

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@anAcidSkam Sorry let me go by a penis shaped donut, this is the best city in the world

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@GN0SiiS @boywaif And just the sheer amount of time that she clearly spends thinking about herself and tying everything back to herself

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@kettlevinyl No way this tweet made it to the instagram stories

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@oldheaded Lowkey just the taste of a white fem lesbian

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@boywaif And I'd rather not have a community than have a community of rapists but that's just me ig

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@boywaif But seriously the best argument she could come up with is "don't you guys have anything better to do"

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@MistaDoubleDicc @tesladrianne Someone got the joke

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@eIizathan @fullofnails333 So this is a promo/synopsis for her short film... u know that right?

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@callunium Took her a minute to get there but she did

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@bjorkingitsour @boywaif Comrads and it's a billionaire

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@nov20ths This was the fakest season ever

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@dietcokeluv3r The bill of rights has officially been renamed to KILL the RIGHT

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@dietcokeluv3r I just had my anniversary too

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@dietcokeluv3r 🤔

[Clavicular @clavicular]

I bet this took a while to type since you have sausage fingers fattie. Didnt read a word.

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@dietcokeluv3r Bro just say u werent there

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@dietcokeluv3r It's gonna be 50 feet tall including the cane