Matt Elsbury

Comedian based in Melbourne, Australia.

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@CarvilleDean @MikeCarlton01 Say the rest of it, or pull your head in.

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@mariannaspring I don’t know if this means anything from a stranger across the world - particularly after the bad blood of the last Ashes series! - but I bid you fortitude against the angry horde who like their ignorance unchallenged.

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@SteveBody4 @basilracuk @JuddLegum @RonDeSantis @KamalaHarris @Trinityaudiobot Your tweet is “friendly fire”, Steve. Stand down.

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@Future_Dadbod @sparklingruby @davidfrum Where else makes sense to say “don’t DM me on Twitter”? Write it on the sand with a stick?

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@Vicky_Loader @kdnerak33 @StevijoPayne Most constructive thing to come out of Cory Bernardo’s entire existence.

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@Citizenroxanne @mariepach1 @slymoonspirit @kaitlancollins @LennyLLM Nope. This one’s on you.

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@MoneyEnjoyer_1 @RianiInKW @dialmformolly @mattplotner @accusedarsonist @TheLaurenChen If you’re going to say “fact”, include a fact.

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@waynesutton @Twitter @elonmusk @SFPD On brand.

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@lindayacc Nah.

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@MrRexPatrick The explanation is quid-pro-quo if it’s ever a Labor MP charged under a Liberal government.

Note: this is the explanation, not to be taken as my approval.

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@KaraGiblin @kirkacevedo @sagaftra “Others are being ripped off too” is not a reason against anyone pointing out that they’re being ripped off.

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@SouthwickMP “Victorian’s will now pay billions…”

No, we won’t, and no-one will ask us to. Hope this helps clarify things.

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@HartWexford @wendy_harmer Who?

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Critical thinking time, #VoteNo-ers. Can you show me any individual complaining about their inclusion in the #VoteYes case? If not, what does it say about the official Vote No campaign that they’re okay with this?

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@sbxr @BelindaJones68 She wasn’t.

Anything else I can help you with?

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@qige1863 @jemelehill And I’m sure your doubts keep them up at night.

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@JennaEllisEsq @TraciDegerman @mehdirhasan Jesus was big on helping the poor and telling the truth. Happy with your current level of service to these ideas, are you?

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@headpatient @MaxwellFrostFL @WGAEast @WGAWest @sagaftra Those numbers show who cares. Tap on the symbols, you’ll see the Twitter handles of who cares. Apathy ≠ commenting, apathy = scrolling on.

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@pete81288 @johncusack And if every non-superstar actor did that, enjoy your blank TV.