Calvin

too drunk to taste this chicken
HBIC at Mayhem Machine Tool

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

POV: You're an unattended toddler who is about to end up on the news.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Fixed it

[HenricusV @v_henricus]

@BritHugoboom she breaks up with the rich guy when she finds out he had height surgery and is actually an unforgivable manlet, why is this fact usually glossed over when this movie comes up lol

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

@Polymarket which nation

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

my friend is a teacher and he said the texas phone ban is working at his school although now he says the kids are all gambling with dice

[Andrew No Time to Aspire 2: The ReThinking @ThinkerAspiring]

Is that an absolutely massive fence or is she really small?

That horizontal rails look like the are 4x8s. What are they keeping in those fields, dinosaurs?

Honestly I find the shirt and the woman to be an unwelcome distraction from this absolute unit of a fence.

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

St. Louis is basically America’s lost city of Atlantis. Going there now, you could never in your wildest dreams fathom that it used to be the center of the world.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

The best to ever do it

[Intelschizo @Schizointel]

Iran should count its blessings that we sent the B2 and not the B3 cuz then we would be raising hell and praising Dale and I don't think Iran is ready for that smoke.

[dr. z, esq. @zeynepmyenisey]

hey guys dont forget to doomscroll your daily dose of ragebait today, specially curated by the algorithm to keep your dopamine fried and cortisol levels optimal for corporate harvest. your outrage is someones revenue stream!! 🩷

[greg @greg16676935420]

@Simone_Biles Hey Simon not to be that guy but they’re called posts not tweets

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was betrayed by a member of his inner circle?

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Perfect three act structure

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I wish Biden were alive to see this

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

Now say "Nick Cannon has more baby mamas than you."

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

hey @realDonaldTrump lmk if u need any breakup advice

[Mayhem Machine Tool @Mayhemmachinetl]

Let's fuckin go boys

[Calvin @thirdshiftmotor]

@jerrycurld You did your job of making it no longer a hostage situation