A fifth-grade teacher asks her class how many were Kamala fans. Despite not knowing what a Kamala fan was but wanting to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands except for little Johnny.
The teacher looks over to Johnny and asks, “Johnny, why are you being different again?”
Johnny replies, “Well, because I’m not a Kamala fan.”
“Why aren’t you a Kamala fan?”
Johnny replies, “Because I’m a Republican.” The teacher scoffs and says, “Oh really? Why are you a Republican?”
Little Johnny responds, “Well, my mom is a Republican, my dad is a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”
She then says, “Oh really? Then what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot? What would that make you?”
Little Johnny smiles and says, “A Kamala fan.”
Obama's accomplishments. The enemy within
1. First President to be photographed smoking a joint.
2. First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
3. First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
4. First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
5. First President to violate the War Powers Act.
6. First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
7. First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
8. First President to spend a trillion dollars on "shovel-ready" jobs when there was no such thing as "shovel-ready" jobs.
9. First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
10. First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
11. First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
12. First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
13. First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.
14. First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.
15. First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.
16. First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
17. First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
18. First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
19. First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.
20. First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
21. First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
22. First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).
23. First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
24. First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.
25. First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.
26. First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.
27. First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.
28. First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
29. First President to go on multiple "global apology tours" and concurrent "insult our friends" tours.
30. First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.
31. First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
32. First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
33. First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.
34. First President to repeat the Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.
35. First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).
36. First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they "volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences."
37. Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion.
I had been under the impression he hadn't been doing ANYTHING... Such an accomplished individual... in the eyes of the ignorant maybe.!.
🔻 OBAMA JUST LAWYERED UP. AND NOW WE KNOW WHY.
March 2, 2026. 7:00 AM.
Barack Hussein Obama has retained a team of 9 criminal defense attorneys. Not civil. Not advisory. Criminal.
The same man who told you “Hope and Change” is now preparing for a federal grand jury subpoena expected by March 7.
⚡️ THE $150 BILLION LIE
In 2016, Obama sent Iran $150 billion and $1.7 billion in physical cash — pallets of money loaded onto unmarked cargo planes in the middle of the night.
He told you it was a nuclear deal.
It wasn’t.
The DOJ files released yesterday show that $2.3 billion of Epstein’s network ran through Iranian banks. Deutsche Bank. JPMorgan. And Bank Melli Iran — a state-owned bank under Obama’s “nuclear deal” exemptions.
Obama didn’t pay Iran to stop enriching uranium. He paid Iran to store the evidence.
The server farm. The blackmail tapes. The financial records. All moved to Tehran between 2016 and 2019 — on Obama’s watch, through Obama’s channels, with Obama’s money.
Trump just sent the military to recover it. Now Obama needs 9 lawyers.
🔻 THE HARVARD CONNECTION
Two days ago, Lawrence Summers — Obama’s top economic advisor and former Harvard president — resigned from Harvard without explanation.
His name appears on the Butterfly Foundation recipient list. The $340 million Epstein trust.
Summers met with Epstein at least 14 times after his 2008 conviction. At Harvard. At the mansion. At the island.
Obama appointed him as Director of the National Economic Council in 2009 — one year after Epstein’s conviction. Not despite the connection. Because of it.
⚡️ THE CLINTON TESTIMONY
Bill Clinton testified under subpoena before the House Oversight Committee this week. First time in history a former president was deposed in a criminal investigation by Congress.
Hillary testified separately. Behind closed doors.
But here’s what matters: Clinton was asked about Obama. Specifically about a 2015 meeting at the Clinton Foundation where Obama, Clinton, Summers, and Epstein’s lawyer were all present.
The subject of that meeting? “Asset relocation.”
Assets. Not money. Not investments. Evidence.
🔻 THE TIMELINE
2015 — Meeting at Clinton Foundation. “Asset relocation” discussed.
2016 — Obama sends $150 billion to Iran. Pallets of cash.
2017 — NSA intercepts CIA black site communications inside Iran.
2019 — Epstein arrested. Then murdered. Tapes “disappear.”
2025 — Trump returns. Bondi appointed. Investigation reopens.
2026 — US military recovers tapes from Tehran. Obama lawyers up.
Every dot connects. Every dollar traces back. Every lie has an expiration date.
And Obama’s just expired.
⟁ The grand jury meets March 7. Share this. The world needs to see the full picture.
🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump is now CUTTING OFF all trade with Spain after their leftist PM said to not use bases in their country to strike Iran
"Spain has absolutely nothing we need...we're gonna cut off ALL TRADE with Spain. We don't want ANYTHING to do with Spain."
FAFO!🔥
🔻 THE OBAMA FILES ARE WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT.
His lawyers didn’t show up to negotiate.
They showed up to BEG.
Here’s what Bondi’s team found inside the Tehran servers under Obama’s codename — RENEGADE:
— 14 wire transfers to a Swiss account linked to Hezbollah between 2014-2016. Total: $1.7 billion. The same $1.7 billion he told Congress was “frozen Iranian assets.”
— A signed directive authorizing the CIA to stand down during the Benghazi attack. Not typed. HANDWRITTEN.
— Communications with Epstein’s handler, dated March 2015, discussing “the island arrangement” and “the Chicago package.”
— A backchannel to Tehran through Valerie Jarrett, active from 2012 to 2024. Yes. 2024. Two years AFTER he left office.
He didn’t just betray America.
He was running a shadow government from his basement in D.C. while pretending to be retired.
His lawyers are now offering FULL COOPERATION in exchange for immunity.
Trump said no.
No deals. No mercy. No escape.
The man who divided America for 8 years is about to face the America he tried to destroy.
And she’s awake.
I don’t see why people are confused by the backlash to USA hockey
the point of hockey isn’t to score more goals than the other team, it’s to have the same opinions as the Democrat Party for Transgender Homosexual Communists Who Hate Themselves and Hate America
Declassified CIA documents reveal plans from 1952 to control behavior (induce depression, anxiety, lethargy) through chemicals covertly delivered via vaccinations, food, and water.
Since 2021, 70% of humanity received a highly neurotoxic agent masquerading as "vaccination".
Multiple peer-reviewed studies have now linked the COVID "vaccines" to increased risks of:
1️⃣ Cognitive impairment (+137.7%)
2️⃣ Depression (+68.3%)
3️⃣ Anxiety disorders (+43.9%)
4️⃣ Sleep disorders (+93.4%)
5️⃣ Alzheimer’s (+22.5%)
6️⃣ Ischemic stroke (+44%)
7️⃣ Hemorrhagic stroke (+50%)
8️⃣ Transient ischemic attack (+67%)
9️⃣ Myelitis (+165%)
🔟 Myasthenia gravis (+71%)
⚠️CDC/FDA safety thresholds were breached (PRR ≥ 2 compared to flu shot) for 146 brain, spinal cord, and psychiatric disorders, some of which include:
📈 Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease (CJD) — 847× more likely
📈 Brain clots – 3,000× more likely
📈 Dementia – 140× more likely
📈 Suicidal thoughts – 150× more likely
📈 Homicidal ideation – 25× more likely
📈 Psychosis – 440× more likely
📈 Herpes zoster meningitis — 1,200× more likely
📈 Toxic encephalopathy — 157× more likely
📈 Schizophrenia – 315× more likely
📈 Depression – 530× more likely
📈 Brain abscess — 120× more likely
📈 Violent behavior – 80× more likely
📈 Cognitive decline – 115× more likely
📈 Delusions – 50× more likely
The mRNA shots disrupt the blood–brain barrier, allowing mRNA, amyloidogenic spike proteins, and pathogens to penetrate the brain and spinal cord — an outcome consistent with the skyrocketing rates of cognitive decline now seen across the world.
Dear Canada,
If you had taken Trump up on his offer to become the 51st state, your women's hockey team would have a gold medal right now.
Sincerely,
America
KID ROCK: “There’s a book that’s sitting in your house somewhere that could use some dusting off. There’s a man who died for all our sins hanging from the cross. You can give your life to Jesus, and he’ll give you a second chance…”
CHILLS ✝️🙏🏻