m

not actually a bitch I promise

[m @thisbitchphelps]

Using the AC in my car to cool down each bite of my cup noodles

[niko ☾☼ @nik0slibrary]

i cannot stand how people are not friendly when a new person joins the workplace. like hello?? why are you not making me feel welcome AT ALL?

[@kp_official1 on IG @kp_official_1]

Putting things into perspective like this should be enough to make people revolt

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

trying to find the balance between becoming more politically informed and not killing myself

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

“Our version of the truth.”

[Zakia @zakiaonsol]

I remember whenever I was late to primary school and I'd be like "my parents made me late", my teacher would say some dumb shit like "it's your own responsibility to make sure you're here on time" bro l'm 7 years old tf do you want me to do? Drive the car?

[m @thisbitchphelps]

So The Boys truly is a prophecy because this regime is not smart enough to make a joke that funny.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

🥛

[m @thisbitchphelps]

If I ever die on the toilet, know that it’s due to period shits keeping me there so long that I starved.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Wow, I wonder which moron raised the tariffs on them in the first place

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

“Shit, all my friends rape and killed, it was New York ya know?”

[m @thisbitchphelps]

Yap sessions with your boyfriend because he’s also your best friend >>>>

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

critical employment numbers being off by 57,000 is fine I'm sure

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

[m @thisbitchphelps]

I wonder if the people who quit their jobs for the rapture feel silly now that they’re still here and so are their bills.

[Violet Rose 🏳️‍⚧️ @Vibutler_]

Why is “making things Christian again” always about abortion and gay rights and not feeding the hungry, clothing the poor, and healing the sick?

[Warren @swd2]

Imagine if this many people cared about school shootings

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Is Charlie Kirk the only person who gets free speech😭😭😭😭

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This is accelerating so fast.