He/Jim

a 6’2 masochist (Jaguars fan). avid golfer. avid nerd. avid movie guy. avid retard. Roll Tide.

[He/Jim @thisguys_dumb]

A big happy birthday to my bff

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

USA when it’s time to end a conflict with Bosnia

[Derrico Henrio (Noah Kahan Superhater) @derrico_henrio]

As someone familiar with history I’m pretty sure Serbia will also be rooting for the US

[Rojo McDumpsack @sackchiller]

Giving Spieth a Mallet

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

USA to Paraguay

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Legit teared up watching this

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[helen @helen]

please don’t break the window. the AC is on, he has water, and he’s playing with his favorite gun

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

“55 points 55 rebounds 55 blocks 55 assists 55 steals”

[Chi “Chili” Rodriguez @chili_dipped]

A Jordan Spieth career grand slam would lower gas prices, stabilize the economy, and get everyone’s 401(k) back on track by Monday morning.

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Not really sure why I'm even saying this, but lost my mum just over 6 months ago now. Handled it okay.

On a rooftop bar in Portugal last week, on a golfing trip with the lads, I absolutely lost it because it's the sort of time I'd have sent her a photo.

Grief, bloody hell.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online