Cait 🌻

Writer and general misanthrope. John Steinbeck's left shoe. I am stifled by my own crushing mediocrity. Undiscovered intellectual.

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

I was a dark and troubled 12 year old

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

Remembering when I had to write a timeline of myself when I was twelve and wrote '1997: Princess Diana and Dodi Al-Fayed are killed in a car crash in Paris. I started school'

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

My top song at the end of 2026 is going to be Baby White Noise (Sleep)

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

Nothing will ever match the mad highs of summer 2023

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

Cracking open a cold one with the boys and reading Blood Meridian, the second book I've ever read after Infinite Jest

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

Getting my daughter into Blur by constantly playing Beetlebum and telling her not to believe the Oasis propaganda of recent times

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

@jetsetfitz hey buttwipe

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

First time on here in ages. I have a daughter now. Still haven't written my book

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

@bf_crane @jetsetfitz

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@SomaKazima @jetsetfitz

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@DiscussingFilm @jetsetfitz

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

@BitsHammer @jetsetfitz

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

"Do you have a minute to hop on a video chat?"

Me, in work from home goblin mode:

[𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @BriAnimator_]

Kamala Harris has announced, that if elected, she will ensure we get Mindhunter season 3

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

@jetsetfitz @BeardedGenius hahaha so true

[stella @daisysvalkyrie]

if i opened a book and saw this i would close it immediately and never touch it again

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Lol no.

[Seán Hickey @seannhickey]

“YEAH WELL MINE’S THE FUCKING KING”

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

I hope you're happy now, Jodie Foster! #TrumpAssassinationAttempt

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

@jetsetfitz @tinycharlotte72 Lmfao right, pissing myself

[Cait 🌻 @thisisalow]

@jetsetfitz @whotfisjovana Lol whut