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🇺🇦🇵🇸🇱🇧🇺🇳 This account is just for being an annoyed middle aged man yelling at clouds. Find more irreverence at BlueSky: @thisisbossi.bsky.social

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@Major_Truth_ Are you Roger Wilco? Or the most highly paid person on Space Station 13?

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Your tasks in the morning, to the extent able:
- Hug a loved one
- Give a pet an extra treat
- Touch grass
- Bask in sunlight

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The activity by the Frederick Douglas Memorial Bridge is related to the aircraft collision at DCA. Please avoid the area to allow emergency responders ease of movement.

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Come to BlueSky, y'all. My link is in my bio. Probably closing this account down soon.

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UNIFIL statement:

Early this morning, peacekeepers at a UN position in Ramyah observed three platoons of IDF soldiers crossing the Blue Line into Lebanon.

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@capitalweather @KashaPatel From Navy Yard! Eager to get back home and get my better camera

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On this day 18 years ago a gunman shot every girl in the #NickelMines Amish school. One of the victims succumbed to her injuries only last month. And our Congressmember, Lloyd Smucker, continues to defend the man who did it.

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1. In 5D06 @CharFor5D06 is running against the infamous Kathy Henderson. Charquinta isn't fundraising but probably will need volunteers. Henderson won by only 25 votes in 2024 and Char can win this race. Follow them and help if you can. #ANCRacesToWatch
https://t.co/ipHnouE5zQ

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@s_AntonioRossi 3. In 1B03 @JS_1B03 is running against incumbent Jamie Sycamore. Jamie so far has cost DC $17K+ to settle a lawsuit against him as an ANC Commissioner. The below is the excerpt from GGW describing Jamie's behavior. You can donate to J. Swiderski here: https://t.co/yH6volOPFK

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2. In 6/8F02 @s_AntonioRossi is running against the right wing Elissa De Souza who is a Trump supporter and promotes her appearances on Fox News. Rossi is endorsed by GGW, DC YIMBYs. You can donate to him here: https://t.co/RxclOLBhnc

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@NatlParkService @EleanorNorton Checking in! Looks like y'all have the funds to reseal the road, including the segment that is literally a road to nowhere.

Does that mean repairs of the Anacostia Riverwalk Trail are coming up imminently?

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@311DCgov Need trash cleanup from DPW along 2000 Anacostia Dr, just east of the Frederick Douglass Memorial Bridge.

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@NatlParkService @EleanorNorton Checking in!

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@311DCgov @DCDPR Checking in on this! Needs a #

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@311DCgov @DCDPR Yards Park (300 Water St SE) could use some attention. A bench back has fallen off & a tree is nearly entirely dug up, both along the western path.

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@tomsherwood @wcp I feeling like latching onto wild conspiracies is on brand here, so I'm just gonna go "hmm can't help but notice he's just gotten a new car"

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If your grandma drives a Honda CR-V with the tags MD:LJH825 - I just saved her from repeatedly driving herself into the Anacostia River

(but didn't succeed at stopping her from confusing several sidewalks as roads)

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@CapitolRvrFront Checking in again! I just got out of the hospital 2 weeks ago & one of these nails nearly just tripped me to send me back. If I go down y'all are getting the bills.

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@CapitolRvrFront Might you send someone to take 15 min walking a couple laps along the boardwalk alongside DC Water, hammering down nails?

They're starting to trip folk up rather regularly as more and more nails loosen.

Thanks!

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@CapitolRvrFront
Checking in again! Someone came through soon after my older tweet & circled all the loose screws, but nothing was ever done & the markers have long faded.

Some boards are also getting very loose, and some have holes in them.

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@311DCgov Plants in Diamond Teague Park (100 Potomac Ave SE) need a trim on the bridges down to the floating dock.

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The people who argue about how can someone be Black & Indian are the same who can rattle off precisely how much English, Scot, Irish, and German they are.

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The thing about whataboutism is the person often raising the whatabout point rarely has any desire or intention to address either.

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Related:
The more Don't Treat On Me regalia someone has, the more dependent on government services they'll be.