Caroline Boone

maker of magic, curator of things • my dog is perpetually unimpressed

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

Do all horse girls count the strides before speed bumps or just me?

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

I’ve been in a lot of meetings with people who had “concepts of a plan”

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

Can someone please rebrand dentists as mouth spas so I can get over my irrational fear? Thank you.

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

From NPR news, I’m Tartan Cline.

[Dr. Allison Gill @allisongill]

Your NPR reporter name is your favorite pattern + a deceased singer/songwriter.

Hello. I’m Herringbone Buckley, and this is NPR News.

GO!

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

Soooo we cool if I don’t pay federal taxes then?

[ChrisSikich @ChrisSikich]

Sen. Mike Braun on a conference call said Trump and Biden tied the popular vote if you take out California. I planned to ask him whether California was still part of our country and what the point was of making divisive statements like that, but the call was cut short. So it goes

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

Oh hai.

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@bchesky A club house! Somewhere with special access to social events, work space, classes, etc.

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

@espn commentator just used the phrase “going off the reservation”— wut? 😒

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

How do I get to be like Olivia Pope—work hard, drink wine and somehow not work out five times a week.

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

@Cleanly Interesting! We've used Rinse for two years and never had an issue. Would LOVE to see some competition in this space.

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

There's a wet, cold feeling in the air and I'm kind of in love.

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

@Uber_Support I guess you don’t value my time or my patronage. Happy to go back to @postmates

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

@UberEATS your CX team needs some help. Waited 1hr for an order that never arrived — the “best” you can do is refund?

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

My heart goes out to any woman trying to wear Spanx in this heatwave.

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

I miss cities that value public transportation. I've watched this girl edit her Instagram commment about six times on the 6 train.

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

@HandyCX Literally another form response.

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

@oisinhanrahan I've waited 10 days on a response to a support claim. Consistently disappointed by @Handy's level of service.

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

I'm too young to need compression socks 😒

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Shame on you. https://t.co/1ftiUwCwnD

[United Airlines @united]

United CEO response to United Express Flight 3411.

[Caroline Boone @thisiscaroline]

Instagram really has a thing for photos of frozen blueberries right now.