Benjamin Haas

It stands for Haas as a Service.

Engineering Manager at BigCorp. Rust belt escapee. Graybeard minus the beard.

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Oh hey, I used AWS Lambda to create a twitter bot! Meet @dobbsbot. And I wrote about it on my first Medium post: https://t.co/KmA5uKlhTh

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@TacoTrail One of the better ones I've had in recent memory! All of the flavors and textures came together nicely.

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@kthorjensen I grew up in the 80s on powdered milk, orange juice concentrate, Folgers crystals, Vienna sausages, and frozen lamb chops.

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@timothyraubry Every. Single. One.

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@ftrain Nailed the "shops at Egghead Software" customer segment targeting.

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@rgibli "Last year I tried deep frying one in the same barrel as the Thanksgiving day Turkey, but it came out burnt on the outside and raw on the inside. This year I'm thinking of using an air fryer. Any recipe tips?"

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@dblockdotorg Got track covered. Field...not so much.

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@dblockdotorg https://t.co/Qt9qmMo4LC

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@Choops34 @craigcalcaterra Came here to say the same.

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The most important thing I have ever done.

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@eagle93den I hope there were no people in line behind you to witness your shame! Please tell me you recovered by accurately differentiating June of 44 and The Shipping News.

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To the college kid working the bakery counter while wearing a Don Caballero shirt: thank you for keeping the dream alive. And I heartily apologize for mixing up Storm and Stress with Thee Speaking Canaries.

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@aufjedenfall I love watching it all come full circle!

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@fka_tabs Comes with wall garden and excellent harbor views!

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@hondanhon Exhausted neurotypical kid after a long day meltdown? Or autistic meltdown? They're distinct and require very different strategies. So yes, I'm an 'A.'

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Throw in the Principia Discordia and @ftrain would have completed the holy nerd trinity. And then X Day would have finally arrived.

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@TacoTrail Huge congrats!!!!!

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@fka_tabs Or, as they're commonly known, "longions."