Alex Norton

Never knowingly unfollowed.

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

My life in one image.

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

Is this the hardest political photo of all time?

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

@easyJet Hi Khonzy, have just done so but automated reply has redirected me to WhatsApp. Just let me know what’s best in terms of DM here or message elsewhere.

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

@easyJet Hi, I flew LTN-INV (08:00 - 09:35) today but unfortunately hold luggage didn’t arrive.

We filled out form with check-in staff at Inverness but they have told us no update from Luton as of 17:15 / calls unanswered. I’d appreciate urgent help as contains medication.

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

Coalition of the combovers.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Donald J. Trump and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu 🇺🇸🤝🇮🇱

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

Elon Musk: “We’re going to work 37 hours a day to save the US taxpayer $2 trillion on non-essential spending.”

Elon Musk, later that day: “Do you fancy a trip to Mars?”

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

My toxic conspiracy is that the Paddington trilogy is a mass propaganda tool sponsored by Big Marma.

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

Do these farmers remember when this guy sold them down the river with his one-sided Australian trade deal?

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Good luck to everyone protesting today against Labour’s demented family farm tax. Farmers work all hours and all year round to feed this country. We should be doing more to champion British food and keep our farmers on the land. Instead Reeves is clobbering British agriculture with a tax that is spiteful and punitive and economically disastrous. End it now.

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

Paddington 3 can’t come soon enough.

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

@Nathan_Travers Did you know he was hatched in Weymouth? Local Octoboy done good.

(He is dead now, however.)

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

Rachel Reeves has Economics degrees from Oxford and LSE, worked for the Bank of England, and turned down Goldman Sachs.

This bloke, meanwhile, has just included 14 million children in his shortlist for Chancellor of the Exchequer.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: A voter says Labour and the Tories are not "fit for office"

"I do not understand how out of 65 million people, or however many people there are in this country, we end up with economically illiterate people in the government all the time." #bbcqt

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

My God, we’re consistent.

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

87' Goal for United. Zirkzee.

🔴 1-0 🤍 #MUNFUL

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

@ScotCitylink Hi team, poor experience today.

Booked 11.07 (919) Drumnadrochit-Inverness. 10 mins late & drove past

11.47 (917) 25 mins late. Stopped but full

Bought new ticket for 12.07 (919). 10 mins late.

Waiting for 3.05 Inverness-Drumnadrochit. Advised will depart 4.15!

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

When something’s good it’s never gone 💔 #ENGSPA

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

Hey, how you doing? We’re back and we’re ready for it all over again. 🌹

#GeneralElection2024

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

Never been so bloody delighted to queue. 🌹 #GeneralElection2019

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

@carwyyn This is genuinely very good advice.

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

England have just had the footballing equivalent of a near-death experience. #EURo2024

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

UNBEATEN GROUP WINNERS! 🏆 #Eng

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

The @Conservatives have cashed out.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Tories have now deleted its tweet from yesterday about betting

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

Let’s cook.

[England @England]

Your #ThreeLions to take on Serbia! 🙌

[Alex Norton @thisisnorton]

No Henderson, Rashford, or Maguire.

I am here for Gareth Southgate’s mid-life crisis.