I wasn't always an engineering manager.
People find my past astonishing because I did way too many jobs and changed way too many roles.
This thread is about: my rap career. 🧵
The Siri/EU situation is a regulatory masterpiece.
Apple cannot launch Apple Intelligence in the EU.
Why? Because under the DMA, if Siri gets deep system access, every other AI assistant must get the exact same. Anything less would be unfair competition. A gatekeeper privileging its own service.
So either Siri ships and every Shenzhen startup, Cyprus shell company, and nephew hackathon project gets identical root access to 450 million Europeans’ digital lives or nothing ships.
Apple proposed a “Trusted System Agent”: a security intermediary so third-party assistants get capabilities without ripping the phone wide open.
The EU rejected it.
Magnificent.
Apple’s response: fine, then no developer APIs either. No Apple Intelligence, no third-party integrations, no foundation model access for EU developers. The entire layer simply does not exist on this continent.
Excellent.
This is the path. Why depend on American AI when we can build the entire stack ourselves? A European foundation model, trained on a European GPU cluster, running on a European OS, on a European phone, manufactured in a European fab, powered by European nuclear plants we have spent fifteen years closing.
Estimated time to ship: 2047.
Estimated cost: the GDP of three member states.
Estimated outcome: a chatbot that requires a cookie banner before each response.
Worth it.
In the meantime, European users are protected from Apple processing data Apple already holds by ensuring nobody processes anything at all.
Not a bug. The intended outcome.
Regulatory product design with a sledgehammer, swung with precision.
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A speed reading training video starts at 300 words per minute and ends at 900 words per minute.
I was able to understand this entire video the first time it was present.
Could you?
@___rikh___@mitsuhiko This is true. I also wander whether this is a good thing tho. Good research needs good data. The more limits you put on data, the more overhead your research has. Ultimately slowing down the innovation and learning.
I kinda slept on @dubdotco! such a fantastic tool! Now you can get started with Cascade even faster 🔥
Check it out, an open-source alternative to all the SaaS boilerplates. Now, with examples & docs
https://t.co/pPIQe7PJIX
https://t.co/pPIQe7PJIX
I wasn't always an engineering manager.
People find my past astonishing because I did way too many jobs and changed way too many roles.
This thread is about: my rap career. 🧵
In about two weeks, I'll be giving a talk about React Query at @ReactVienna, our local monthly meetup.
https://t.co/AUoqo2e6IZ
If you are based in Vienna (or want to travel), come and say hello 👋
Me and @imabhiprasad did some scuffed live pair-programming today working on the @getsentry JS SDK. It was way more scuffed and way more fun than anticipated!🔈sound on!