Tom Kennedy

Maths teacher

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@hannahfearn I had a six hour visit to A&E after a bike accident on my way to work a few months back and it felt like I was on holiday. Kids are 18 months and turning 4.

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@sewistwrites While eating breakfast this morning in companionable silence with my 3 year old, I asked him what he was thinking about. He seemed quite puzzled and replied ‘I’m not thinking. I’m eating.’

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@lib_urgh_al That’s only if you don’t use butter as well…

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@Komaniecki_R Or, hear me out: one clap in 1/440th of a second.

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@standupmaths Took me a sec but than I cot it.

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@jane_a_2023 @realgirl_fieri @emilykmay Imagine all the time saved on getting them dressed in multiple layers and waterproofs every time you want to leave the house, not to mention how much less laundry there’d be, and how much quicker to dry it…

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@choralwork You’ll want to make sure you’re singing from the same hymn sheet.

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@colinrtalbot @drjennings I really like this, but I also want it to be a ninth.

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@mralistairgreen Hashtag iddieformykiddie. You can have that for free.

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@ECR_Maths @cmdbrazenhussy I mean, for starters, whats with the round buttons…?

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@PatrickAllies Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays…

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@menwritewomen I can select exactly the right size container for any amount of leftover food.

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@rbarrywalker @QuireMemes Specifically, hard as iron

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@doodlyroses Either way, it’s a track.

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@MartinF00617462 @E_N_O How exciting! Can’t wait to hear how it went!

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@clhubes Triplets called Faith, Hope and… Kevin

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@OFalafel ‘Just let me staple the vicar’ We are family

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@robinince Open water

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@hmtreasury Support it or lose it