thomas a red

[thomas a red @thomasbadred]

Everybody’s talking about Willem Dafoe but nobody’s talking about Won’tus Dafriend!

[thomas a red @thomasbadred]

One thing no one has pointed out yet is he is clearly in his 30s, the likely age range of a woman who has kids watching Bluey. So he’s just bragging about sleeping with an age appropriate woman? Makes the whole thing even weirder lmao

[thomas a red @thomasbadred]

@markuswrites Dumb cunt

[thomas a red @thomasbadred]

@SimmonsMuse10 I agree with you on this!!!

[thomas a red @thomasbadred]

@Rewster7 Tell it do da ring baby!!!

[thomas a red @thomasbadred]

@SimmonsMuse10 Tell it to da ring baby!!!!

[thomas a red @thomasbadred]

@SimmonsMuse10 At the same time should we also talk about the salary cap?

[thomas a red @thomasbadred]

@SimmonsMuse10 Sorry do you think so? I just checked the score again and it looks like the storm lost. Should we take this up with the NRL???

[thomas a red @thomasbadred]

@SimmonsMuse10 Sorry mate check the ring

[thomas a red @thomasbadred]

Umps are keeping this close #AFLGrandFinal

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@Corpz66 @leclerczeval Google f 1 dot com and look at the WDC 2025 current stats, that might give a little insight into my mentality 😈

[thomas a red @thomasbadred]

@F1BigData Yeah I just checked F1 dot com and it looks like Oscar is still leading the championship but I’ll pass this on and see if they want to amend 👍🏻

[thomas a red @thomasbadred]

@batshit_auspol The 2001 John Hopoate incident. Absolutely dominated the news cycle for weeks

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@callum_albury Yeah spot on

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@callum_albury @Adelaide_FC Hahahahahahaha

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@lavosaurus Do you have a greyhound? My girl does that too. Managed to transition her to having her Big Drink when I get home from work

[thomas a red @thomasbadred]

@OrwellNGoode @callum_albury stole my shit! Check my pinned tweet!!

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@AGoldmund Devilopher

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*taking off my disgustingly sweat stained Birkenstocks * im gonna do it. Iim gonna erth

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@dril @callum_albury

[Patrick Lyons @p_lyons_]

couldn’t unhear it so i had to do this