Tom H

Reliable timewaster. Mastodon:

[Tom H @thomasbeckett]

Honestly one of the biggest tech errors I have ever made was in investing in Sonos kit. It has caused me more rage and frustration over the years than almost anything else I own.

[Tom H @thomasbeckett]

@Herring1967 I’m being DoSed by Substack. It actually feels pretty classy. Much better than the usual riff-raff.

[Tom H @thomasbeckett]

If there isn’t something more to this story then it is really quite terrible.

[Tristan Kirk @kirkkorner]

Woman suffers domestic violence, breaks free

She's then prosecuted over an unpaid TV Licence, while still in fear

Tries to fix it but is told 'too late - enter a plea at court'

TV Licensing likely didn't read the plea

Fix the #SingleJusticeProcedure
https://t.co/7Z9PAlnPWO

[wint @dril]

they said i was Cuck. And you were fool enough to believe them. now, dressed in rags & urine, you beg for my forgiveness? Scum. away with u.

[not bort van houten again @Bortvanhoutenn]

"a second brick has hit him in the spuds"

[Tom H @thomasbeckett]

@soniasodha Does this count too?

[Lord Ashcroft @LordAshcroft]

Richard Holden mp twitter

[Tom H @thomasbeckett]

@rufusjones1 Have you ever seen the absolute acme of this type of filmmaking - North Sea Hijack, a spectacular vehicle for Roger Moore/James Mason scenery chewing? I cannot recommend it enough, assuming you are drunk, otherwise not so much.

[Lord Ashcroft @LordAshcroft]

Richard Holden mp twitter

[Geoff Lloyd @GeoffLloyd]

All I'm saying is that if *I* was trying to pull off the biggest jailbreak in history, I'd establish myself as the world's most beloved keycutter, and then get appointed Prisons Minister.

[Tom H @thomasbeckett]

@Psythor Lightweight.

[Tom H @thomasbeckett]

@IanDunt Hahahahahahahaha

[Matt Singh @MattSingh_]

BREAKING: STARMER WINS THE ARGUMENT

[Tom H @thomasbeckett]

Now do Truss.

[Tom H @thomasbeckett]

Ok that was the Portillo moment.

[Tom H @thomasbeckett]

@Samfr Any thoughts on the new BBC forecast yet?

[Tom H @thomasbeckett]

Something smells odd about the updated Curtice et al exit poll forecast numbers.

[Tom H @thomasbeckett]

New bbc numbers contradict the movement of the itv ones. Bit confusing.

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

Labour are definitely going to get more than 410 seats.

[Tom H @thomasbeckett]

@helenlewis @Michael_Deacon To be fair, if you want to abolish the house if lords this is probably a decent first step.