Thomas Gim

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

The simple things in life ☺️#CalvinandHobbes

[Tejas Manem @tejasmanem]

@Ballwarmer @GeorgiaTech Hi! We actually looked into that patent quite a while ago. It only applies to devices with combined components of heater, cooler, and a fan. Our device excludes at least one of these components so it isn’t an issue. Thanks for your concern though!

[Georgia Tech @GeorgiaTech]

The quality of tennis balls suffers in cold weather due to decreased internal pressure. A team of engineering students developed this can-shaped warmer to heat the balls to the Wimbledon standard temperature of 70°F. #GTExpo

[Thomas Gim @thomasgim13]

@CabreraAngel we can do what?

[Thomas Gim @thomasgim13]

@CabreraAngel This contradicts everything we have been told for the past 24 hours. Please clear up the miscommunication before causing more confusion. The Task Force has stated that online learning will be continued through the rest of the semester. Housing is also allowing for early checkout.

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

sooooooo who wants to have lunch together on Monday? we’re going live on Zoom at 11am PST. we’ll drop a link that morning.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Trump caught Google off guard with a bogus coronavirus site announcement.
Google's not making a nationwide coronavirus testing website. And the company had no idea the president would say it was. https://t.co/eopL7awVs8

[Thomas Gim @thomasgim13]

@elonmusk wtf elon i drove 7 hrs to see this damn launch...

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

On December 31, 1995, Bill Watterson published the final 'Calvin & Hobbes' comic strip. Little did he know the massive impact a boy and his tiger would have on so many people around the world!

[Jeff Yang 🫶 FOLLOW ME @ORIGINALSPIN ON THREADS/IG @originalspin]

This is a Chinese hotpot, you engorged penis

It could be made with nothing but vegan ingredients and it would still be delicious and you’d still be a xenophobic tool

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would be in like, a bag or some other contraption to facilitate easy transfer to another container. They were not.

[𝒥𝑒𝓎 𝒦. 𝒞𝒶𝓋𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒾 @JeyCavalli]

me and this lil ol mexican lady were talking in spanish and this old white bitch in a wheelchair said “we’re in america why dont you speak english” and the lil mexican lady told her “you have legs why dont you walk”

I nearly died. I gave her free coffee

[áine @evansusually902]

When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors go ccssssssssss and not jkfxzkzjkxjkkxxjxkxjkc 👌😩

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Anxiety is a scalar, fear is a vector