Thos.

[Le 30 James @30ktmayy]

Lmao I’ve never thought about snoop having a father in my life

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

The 5 stages of being a Fed critic on Twitter:

1) Denial (No they didn’t)
2) Anger (AYFKM?)
3) Depression (Our kids are screwed)
4) Bargaining (Do we need the Fed?)
5) Acceptance (Guess I’ll buy stocks)

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

👀

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

USSR: We will hide our failures at all costs

US: As a free nation, we shall be public with all our space endeavors, except the secret stuff.

SpaceX: WOO! HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE HOW AWESOMELY OUR HARDWARE JUST EXPLODED?!

[rhyder @RunandRhyd]

I think this older couple wants to fuck us and I’m getting worried #honeymoon

[Conrad deWolf @ConraddeWolf]

“NFTs have a place. They will be big. We need serious IP reform on a global scale. NFTs are the answer.”

- Thomas Hedgepath III

CTO Symphony Blockchain, LLC

#NFT #Blockchain #Crypto $BTC $ETH

[Zack Kanter @zackkanter]

my god what are they planning now

[Stephen Cole @sthenc]

@RoKhanna A stimmy is when instead of having to work to earn dollars to convert to bitcoin the government just prints more dollars and hands them to you and then you convert them to bitcoin.

[probably maybelline @becoohoneybunny]

“This whole time I thought I was a pussy, turns out I’m just allergic to jalapeños” - @jmacNcheez

[Adam Singer @AdamSinger]

*laughs in Burry*

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

Several people got on to a scaffolding outside Senate, took it to second floor, which looked like the area where McConnell’s office is located, and started banging on windows

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

Here’s the scary moment when protesters initially got into the building from the first floor and made their way outside Senate chamber.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

YOU own this shit, @realDonaldTrump.

YOU own this, @tedcruz.

YOU own this, @HawleyMO.

Fuck you all.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

You lost, you miserable self-entitled infantile fucker. Concede and get the hell out.

[Genghis Grill @GenghisGrill]

Hey, @Simone_Biles... we saw your snapchat and we were just wondering... what goes in your favorite GG bowl?

ps. ur our favorite too 😩😍

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Perhaps a country in which over 170,000 people have died from a containable disease, 30 million are out of work, and American passports don't gain admittance to most of the world? Oh, wait.

[Shaun Scott 🌹🤝 @eyesonthestorm]

wait i forgot, are we under disease curfew or racism curfew

[Thos. @thomashedgepath]

@rachelleelinnn I’m not mad. Just disappointed.