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Texas A&M University Former Student

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

can i get a kids menu & a margarita please

[Jennifer Killa Dilla @HauntedJennifer]

Not to be dramatic, but every day that I’m not at the beach is a tragedy.

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

The older you get the deeper your love for one very specific grocery store

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Dental hygienist: you have to floss more. stop drinking so much coffee and tea. You CANNOT go on living like this

Dentist: (holding my jaw to inspect it like a prized horse) yup lookin good

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I just checked Web MD and I have everything

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

That’s Damn Near Normal to me.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

this was usher tonight 😭

[samantha @milkygoddess]

at the function asking everyone what their rose and thorn of the day was

[m@ @jollykerner]

too many bottles of this josh we can’t pronounce

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

jesus turned water into josh

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

not to brag but I can almost always tell when it's a car with antlers instead of an actual reindeer

[GW @G_wuapbaby]

Lowkey pushing 30 (turning 23 this upcoming year)

[Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan]

Single digit bedtime tonight, queen?

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

if i win the lottery i won’t say anything but there will be signs

[Silverada’s 44th biggest fan @WGTD_Tracer]

Diamonds and gasoline is a perfect album….
Not a single bad song, and there isn’t many albums that can hold a candle to it

[chase @_chase_____]

“you should stop q tipping your ears” should i stop feeling joy too?? stop living???

[chase @_chase_____]

when the friend with the studio apartment hosts the hang

[charlie @chunkbardey]

having ppl over is so scary it’s like yeah so this is where i do my thang i guess…

[𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒶 @swaetiebabes]

Houston guys only love The Astros, Pluckers, and Washington St 😭